Things to pass the time
Things:
* I haven’t heard from the publisher yet. I just realized that one of my entries might have implied that I got rejected… and believe me, when it happens, you will know. For now I just don’t know what is going to happen with it. I’m depressed because of something else. I look at the pages screaming at me and I get overwhelmed. I don’t even want to mention it.
*I had my purse open and a bunch of "feminine products" were spilled out on my desk. I didn’t even notice. A lot of men passed by and looked in at my desk like they were shocked. I didn’t know why… until now.
*Slather is a nasty word. It makes me think of mayo. There is a commercial where a lady is eating a piece of bread with a giant layer of mayo and a tomato on top. It makes me want to barf. I do not like mayo. I do not like slather. slathering. or being slathered. gross.
*My chicken bowl was missing something today, thus, no porn. It was like softcore porn. ALLLLLMOST THERE, but no penetration. chicken bowl titties and chicken bowl booties, but no chicken bowl ACTION. You know they tape the weiners down… what a waste. Maybe next time.
*Half an hour or so til I get to go home. i’m elated.
But also upset. Is it Wednesday yet? Oh wait, IT IS!!! That means tomorrow is Thurfriday. Maybe I’m a little happier now.
I am also crazy.
*I feel really blorpy today. *shakes fist at pizza* I should work out tonight… but I won’t.
*I wish my new blow up pool was big enough for me to do laps in. Alas, I might be able to sit in it and drink sodas, which will fit nicely in the little cup holders that are built into the sides. ha ha!
*I love that the pool has cup holders!!!
*I’m going to do experimental "crock pot fajitas" tomorrow. I’ll let you know how they come out.
*I am bound and determined to use my Magic Bullet tonight! I want to grind things! chop! Bulletize!!!!
*My legs hurt. I wish my body would just STOP trying to be old. I’m not ready yet!
*Speaking of old, since I took my braids out I have found SEVEN SILVERY HAIRS OF DOOM in the front of my head. They are in the exact location of a "bride of frankenstein" streak. I’m debating just letting them populate and then wearing my hair in a giant fro and then screaming pirmal horror.
*I’ll proably just dye my hair in a few weeks and hope it takes. I guess I need to get the kind that "blends the gray away!"
*Jesus, I’m only 31. Gawd!
*I hope I get something from the courthouse this week. I want to get married. I need to have my last baby already
*Renovations should be over tomorrow. I’m happy. I know I won’t get any sex, because that has obviously been removed from my life on a regular basis, but I’ll be glad to not have to think about it.
* I sure wish I had a personal chef who would cook the things I chop in my magic bullet
*20 minutes of work left. charmed, I’m sure.
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Just so you know, I’m a terrible noter, but your entries always crack me up!
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hey sometimes softcore porn is good. 🙂 Chris
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oh and RYN: would you want a 3 pack of bubblemint? Chris
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loooooooooooooove ya. lol you always make me smile 🙂
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RYN: I’m glad you know what I’m talking about, I didn’t want to be the only one!
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Moist is also a yucky word. Yeah I could take it back, but I wont. I want it too much. I just have to get over the yucky feeling in my stomach… you know the one where you know you shouldnt have, but did… 🙂
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Oy yeah, the US won. I havent seen the goal, but it was in the 91st minute, in stoppage time. They had maybe 3 minutes left to score and win and they did it. Otherwise, they’d have been out of the tournament. The next game is Saturday… if you watch, check out the goalie..mmmm 🙂
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Hugs.
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Ugh, slather is a gross word. I think it might be the ‘th’ sound. Blah. Ryn: Cool, go forth and whip that games rear. It is a very interesting story. 🙂
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I did the same thing with the feminine products in grade 6, they called me “paddy” for the whole damn day. Glad to hear the renovations are soon to be over and you should give baboo a kick for some sexxors! 😀
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31 like me! WOOHOO! I like slathering mayo, I LIKE IT! God damn it that sounds good not gross. Uhm, HAHAHA about the feminine products, that is freaking awesome. You should see what you can put out next time that will cause gaping mouths and let us know. I hope you hear from the publisher soon, I hate that they take so long, it’s like a job application, I hate waiting!!
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“Slather” is bad enough, but “moist” just cracks me up! Like softcore chicken bowl porn… Softcore is lame. It’s for desperate middle schoolers. I know- I was one of them! People overuse mayo, Burger King in particular. Assholes. OMG, crockpot fajitas- you MUST share. I loves m’ crockpot. 🙂 <3
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1: you don’t like slather & I don’t like moist (bleh) 2: Freakin’ love the chicken bowl porn bit…totally great. 3: I first thought magic bullet was…not a chopper. My bad!
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Oooh let me know about the fajitas. We really need to start diet e-mailing each other again….I HAVE TO!
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Dude, I busted out laughing @ the slather/mayo thing. You’re effing hilarious. And I love the fact that you have cup holders in your pool. Hehehehe!!!!! Woop woop!
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Ugh.. I hate the gray hairs. They need to go away. I hardly had any until I had my son.
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In case you havent already seen this: http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Age_Wiki and in case you get stuck.
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Your entries always make me smile, no matter how crappy my day is going. You rock. ~ I haven’t had my hair in braids in a loooong time. It takes forever to take them out, which is probably why I don’t braid my hair anymore. Still, I miss it.
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Yeah… that slathering blurb made ME want to throwup. Your grey hair streak sounds pretty awesome, actually. I know people don’t like grey hairs, but at least yours is coming in pretty cool-like.
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I do not like mayo too. Marry me. OH YEAH BABY GRIND THINGS WITH THAT MAGIC BULLET! oohhh….threaten baboo with the grindage of his junk when he doesn’t put out. Go all bobbit on his ass. Ooohhh I should sooo post the picture of my aunt. She had the bride of frankenstein thing going, I loved her for it.
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Sounds like we got the same pool. I havent gotten into ours yet but I am sure I will eventually. These mosquitos are just a mess here. Did I spell that right?
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