THIEVERY!!! TRAIN CRAZIES!!! NAKED DREAMS OMY!

 Ok, before I get to my fun tales, I must rant.

SOMEONE STOLE MY GODDAMNED LUNCH OUT OF THE FRIDGE!!!

I am livid.

I had about 4 Olive Garden cheese raviolis, two breadsticks, and about a quarter of a steak from Outback. It was all in a styrofoam container and I had JUST put it in there, so it wasn’t like it had been sitting for days and days.

And I go to get my lunch and it’s gone.

The fridge  was not full and while some people came later with party stuff, there is no reason to throw my food away when it could have been moved or put in a different fridge.

thank goodness someone had some pizza to share, but I didn’t really WANT it. I had my tastebuds set on eating that ravioli and those breadsticks!!! Grrrr!!!!!

Everyone is sorta in an uproar because someone elses food got stolen last week… ti was a package of sausages that were sealed in a box… so it’s not like someone could think it was throw away whatever.

Asses.

They need to die.

I hope they get upset stomachs and the runs.

I’m just mad.

Bah!

Ok, so onward.

I had quite the encounter with a Train Crazy yesterday!

I got off work about 30 minutes later than normal and the train is definitely more lively at that time of day. I got inside and there was this man with his bags all over a seat next to him. He proceeds to pull out an envelope and lovingly smooth it out before placing it on top of his jacket. Then he takes out a little prescription pill bottle and dumps out a nice little pile of marijuana saying to someone across the aisle "Wanna smoke?"

*blink*

yes, at this point I wasn’t quite sure I was seeing correctly. But oh, I was… he sat there and lovingly broke down the weed into a managable format (eating little bits of it along the way for whateve reason) and then pulled out his rolling papers and rolled up not one… but TWO JOINTS… right there on the train in front of everyone. I was in utter shock. It was sorta funny to see the people sorta huddle around him and stare, but he didn’t care.

Of course not a single metro police officer got on the car.

After he was finished rolling, I stared in anticipation. If that fool thought he was gonna light one up, I was gonna throw a most terrible fit. I was so glad there were no small children in the car, because I would have lost it long before then. But he had at least that much sense and put his little joints back into the pill bottle. I don’t care what he wants to do, just don’t do it around people who are not willing participants!

He then lovingly folded up his envelope and stuck that into his pocket… and proceeded to pull out a pint of vodka. He opened it with a flourish and took a long chug. He exclaimed, "I drink at least 3 or 4 of these a day! They don’t do anything but keep me nomral!"

*blink*

ummmmm.

right.

So the entire car began to smell like vodka and he just happily drank until he got off at his stop.

I was mortified.

What the hell is wrong with people.

I mean really, did he have to do that on the train? Does he know they have cameras on the trains?

Whatever. Crazy train person!

They just boggle the mind.

Anyhow, I went home and got stuck in crazy traffic cuz of some sort of accident at a street light.

We finally get home and Baboo and I watch Lost until I get to bed BEFORE 11!!! Yay!!! We finished season 4, so now all we have is season 5! Wahoo…

So I tried to go to sleep and eventually I had to turn off the tv because it was distracting me. I went to sleep pretty fast…

What sucked is that for some reason I was really anxious all night and I kept waking up in a panic like I was gonna miss my alarm.

I had the craziest dreams where I was in my new cubicle trying to change my clothes thinking "I can change really fast and nobody will see me" and these crazy field workers kept walking by and seeing me and I was trying to cover my chest and stuff and they would just oogle and kept walking by and I was like "They are gonna tell, I’m gonna lose my job!"

It was weird.

Bleh.
i don’t have the pictures uploaded, mainly because my phone is going to die and for some reason I don’t have my charger with me! I didn’t take it out of my purse so I’m not sure where that damn thing went. Oh well. Maybe tomorrow.

and no, no pics of my PUBES. lol.

you guys are hilarious and dirty!