the truth about my hair
WOW.
the training was horrible.
the room was dark and cozy and i fell asleep a few times. It was about Domestic Violence and one part of this video they made us watch had me crying. It was all too real for me. I was abused once. ANYWAY…
my notes are interesting. If I manage to hook up my scanner I’ll share.
So… I’m writing this because I think I misrepresented my "curly" hair.
It’s not like "Hi, i’m curls and even if you don’t straighten me I can still be recognized as hair and look ok."
No, I’m part black.
so I have a GIANT DEMONIC AFRO FROM AFRICAN HELL.
I am not one of those girls who can just "go with" her giant poof of hair. My hair, untreated or straightened looks NOTHING like hair and more like a brillo pad or some other strange substance (like unprocessed WOOL) and it is NOT cute.
I have like one or two random curls that look like normal hair but … yeah. My hair is LARGE and THICK and so not very wearable. I don’t know what God was thinking.
Unless I wanted to impersonate a member of the jackson 5 or some other strange 70’s style. And really, it doesn’t suite me.
so my curly hair is not like most other peoples and I loathe it. If I could change ONE thing, I’d probably change my hair before I changed my waistline or my boobs. ha ha!
that is all.
The braids with extensions will be cute! I’m not getting extensions like hair glued in or added like they show on tv. I’m braiding the hair along with my hair and it adds length… and I’ve done it before. I’d find a picture but I’m too lazy. ha ha. maybe later.
after lunch and after I fill out the divorce papers.
Ok, that is all.
I love you peopllllle…. 🙂
GIANT DEMONIC AFRO FROM AFRICAN HELL huh? wow. sounds dangerous. and kinky. lol, i’m punny!
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my hair is WIMPY, WIMPY, WIMPY. I have nothing of value to offer.
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I have brillo pad hair
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I don’t know what my hair is. I mean, I’m mostly white, but my hair is kind of crazy and unmanageable. I have it in a bun today, crazy sweaty curls at the back of my head, like crazy… *shakes head* I am envious of BOYS that can just wash their hair (if even) and then run their hands through their hair (if they even feel like that) and viola! They look scrumptious. If I did that, I’d looklike a crazed homeless woman. I don’t even know if I’d need bits of twig or trash in my crazy hair…
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i wana see pictures!!!!!!
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i’m lucky i guess. every time i go to the hair dresser they all oooo and aaaaah over how great my hair is but then turn around and yell at me when i tell them that i go months between trims or i pour lemon juice in my hair in the summer to bring out the blonde highlights and that i only use *gasp* herbal essences.
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hahaha yeah… the hair… I here ya! I know exactly what u mean, except im all black so mines probably worse LOL anyways thanks for the note, i’ll try and write more but really… I havent been inspired to lol.
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Sounds…. memorable. And dangerous. Have fun with the extensions, and good luck with the papers!
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I hate hair. If I knew I would look half way decent bald, I’d shave it all off and tatt up my skull.
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