The boobalicious cleavage monster

Joyous.

So… I just realized I’ve been the cleavage monster today.

My shirt isn’t blatantly cleavage exposing. it’s just a scoop neck.

but the fabric is this billowy polyestor whatever blend.

so i was in the bathroom and i was leaning over to tie my shoe and i realized that boy… that’s a lot of boobage showing when i lean over.

meanwhile, i had leaned over Mr. Happy Dooms desk SEVERAL times this morning to look at something or another on his computer.

and now it makes me wonder if he kept calling me back there just to catch a few more peeks at my boobage. hmmmm.

he called me like 5 times this morning "oh check this out" ….

and i always lean over the desk to see his monitor, or prop my elbows on the desk and lean on my hands.

same effect.

same cleavage.

he usually will call me once or twice, but today it was a lot.

and then while talking to another co worker i kept leaning down to pick stuff up and put it on this stupid shelf. yep. cleavage. and i didn’t even realize it.

so chalk that up for my innocent debauchery today.

ha ha.

look at my boobs. so booby! so boobish! so boobalicious!

oh my god.

and that fergalicious song is horrible.

i hate it.

and yet, now it’s in my head.

greaaaat.

so that was my little distraction. back to work with me!