tales from drunkland *orange box edit*

 

 

 i just bit baboos butt.

and then he said… oh wait before that.. he was like "maybe jonathona nd gehrig (my brother) and I should come up with some shower jingles’ 

i told him it was a bad idea.

to come up with a son gthey all sing when they shower.

uhhhh… drunken thoughts can be fun.

or disaster.

oh yeah.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dear friends,

I have just consumed an entire bottle of champagne.

ok wait.

two gulps left. i shall finish.

hold on.

it was a brut dry.

and it was very "grapey"

I dont’ know if I liked it a lot.

but i did drink it.

please exscuse my typos for i am intoxicated.

i will have a beer now.

but only to wash the grapey wine taste from my mouth.

for i do not like wine.

i really wish myf amily wasn’t on facebook, i wish I could drunk update my status.

but i cannot.

so i shall go on twitte rto do it.

do you know?

or do you not.

today sucks.

giant hair monkey donkey kong penis infest with gnats and fleas BALLS~

NOT GOOD MKAY!!!!

the therapist was … stupid and yet, didn’t give me drugs for my boy.

not sure why.

but baboo was there.

and they sparred with most vengeance.

i don’t know who won, but baboo stood up for us, which was good.

but jonathon is kicked out of the program and it sucks.

but baboo is gonna stay home and take him tos chool and just start work early from now on.

which means he’ll get home later.

which SUCKS.

but i guess, in the grand scheme, it works out.

BABOO IS AWESOME.

he really is.

he just, keeps s urprising me with great things that hedoes.

he took us out to dinner at this amazing bar b que place (Wood Ranch Grill) and was just super awesome with the boysl

Jonathon is totally bonding and told baboo that he was awesome and was helping to make his problems better.

i was just super floored for that.

but i was also PISSED THE FUCK OFF at my sons school.

they CORNERED JACOB AND INTERROGATED HIM about "how many times did his brother beat him up" and other personal issues.

UM HELLO.

that’s crossing the fucking line.

you don’t take my kid and interrogate him without notifyin gme.

you don’t TAKE THE PALCE OF ME AND ACT LIKE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PARENT MY SONS.

fuck those bitches and whores and fuckasses.

i’m going to the office on monday and CHEWING THEM OUT.

i have the day off from work even though school is in session.

i fucking hate that they did that and it ruined my evening.

until i got into this bottle.

now i’m fine.

bujt shiiiiiiiiiit.

i just hurt my fun on something.

foot.

not f un.

FOOT.

the go daddy commercial with the stripping cop is stupid.

but the chick ahs boobies!

i want boobies!

yay boobies!

i shoudl go.

baboo is getting out of the shower.

i hope i can jump him.

we are both dru nk.

wheee.

i’ve been facebooking all day.

i suck.

and rule.

and howdy ho ho.

and foody foo foo.

and weedhy weed wee.

and i love you ALL.

well most of you.

and then you.

i’d do you.

oh yeah baby.

love love love.

LOVE SAUCE.

good on top.

and on bottom.

i’m so gonna have baboos baby.

we are in it for ever.

FOR EVER.

i love him and he loves me.

we’re gonna get RINGS.

!!!!!!!!

i[‘m so excited.

he’s slapping his skin.

i can hear it.

i love him so much.

oh no! he’s comin out!

gotta go

weiner is here.

naked! nake nake naked!!!!!!

right there, next to my eyes.

i’ll have that later.

just you wait an dseen.

i know my perid is coming.

i feel it.

no worries.

baby is later.

oh ,man

i’m drunk.

time for my beer.

by efriend.s

may the weekend ebe nice

i just touched buttocks.

firm and round

and delicious.

i should go

love you people.

byue bye