stop all that mother fucking cussing damn it shit
So my youngest (or middle, I guess) son Jacob is now getting on my case when I cuss.
I admit my tongue slips a lot. I dont’ WANT to use bad language around my kids. But if I stub my toe, or the damn it all to bitch ass hell cat is pissing on shit and all, the words come out, ok?
Well, the other night he was all "Mom, do you really think you should be saying those words around little kids?"
lol… DAMN IT SHIT ASS BITCH FUCK FINE!
So I’m trying to be better. But last night I stepped on something sharp and let loose a tirade.
Oops.
Well fuck.
lol.
Maybe we should have a swear jar. I’ll be filling that sucker up like crazy. ICE CREAM PARTY!!!!
I burnt my tongue at lunch and I’m pissed off. I hate when I do that. constant pain and annoyance. bah!
Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!
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LOL oh lord… I’m terrible for swearing in front of kids but you’re right – the words, they just come out, damn it! It’s always hilarious when a child corrects you… how, ahem, mature of Jacob ahaha <3
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You may swear in front of your kids sometimes but the true testament of your amazing parenting skills is that you have a son who recognizes that cursing is wrong. That’s worthy of a standing ovation all by itself.
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hahaha My kids always give me crap about shit like that… LOL… and I dont even let them use the word crap. so they love it when they get to “yell” at me.
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Your kid cracks me up! And Jacob is easily one of my favorite names. I’ve never known a Jake or Jacob that wasn’t awesome. 🙂
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LOL. Good luck with that! 😉 <3
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RE: Is that a category for bakers, or diabetics? LOL
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lol, you know i used to use the word fuck a lot in front of my daughter. What i did was find as many of the British cuss words and substituted them. So, fuck became bloody hell. So, instead of my daughter correcting for using bad language she got a kick out of her dad walking about using British idioms. just a thought 🙂
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Mr. Colin says shit now. I try not to really hard now and it still slips. Drop something, stub your toe. Shit. It’s better than the Fuck I’d normally say.
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My house sounded the same last night when my cats tore ass, excuse me…tore butt over my bare feet. OUUCCHHH!!! We have to watch our language around the bebe since he has a tendancy to cuss due to his brain damage (and doesn’t need help remembering ALL the bad words from his big sis). Damnit!!
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you crack me up 🙂
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RYN: Check and make sure your hospital is baby friendly (that is what they call it). Only about 500 hospitals in the US do this, compared to the rest of the world where it is common. We’re already trying to get in the habit of not cussing.It isn’t working well, so we are concentrating on not saying the F word. I might be able to accomplish that.
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RYN: LOL. You know, I had similar words for a friend of mine who is in turn younger than me. I get where you’re coming from. 😉 Also. Yeah. A swear jar would be interesting, lol.
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Did you cuss when you burnt your tongue? Bet it sounded all lispy huh? j/k
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Lol!
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RYN – I am pretty awesome…especially since I started taking inspiration from you!! xxxxxxxx
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i tried for a while making myself say cumquat every time i swore. it’s annoying. eventually i got pissed off at saying cumquat opposed to stopping swearing but it did make me more aware of it so… i don’t know if it helped.
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Hugs.
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LOL my parents used to cuss too. Not a lot, but if they got frustrated they’d slip the word ‘damn’ or ‘shit’ in. Personally, with my mouth, it’ll be interesting come the day I have kids old enough to understand.
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My kid was yelling at the neighbors today for taking the Lord’s name in vain. They asked him where it said that in the Bible, so he went and got it and showed them. They kept saying it, so he left and came and played in his own yard. I was kinda impressed, honestly.
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