Chaosbride

October 30, 2003

Previous: the Chronicles of Foodia *edit holy krap!*

Spiraling into the Unknown…

Ok, more about this crazy shooting. COURT TV RECORDED IT.

heh.

anyway, there was a scuffle and the gunman walked away all calm-like… heh… but he got tackled and taken into custody. our City Mail courier saw the guy in handcuffs with some paper bags on his hands (i guess so they can get the gunpowder residue evidence)…

the lawyer was shot in the neck and arm (ouch!) and is in stable condition. craziness.

sooooo…

I ate my sandwhich and went on a mad food hunt.

I FOUND CRACKERS AND PEANUT BUTTER.

oh huzzah hooray hippidy dippidy doo dah!!!

so yeah, i gorged and i feel all round and full and ick.

I SHOULD HAVE STAYED HUNGRY.

growr.

i should try to be reasonable with the pizza and stuff tonight.

I’mgonna do my work out dvds this weekend.

i’ll be hot in a couple months! you’ll see!

i keep deleting the “before” pictures I keep taking. I’m ashamed of my blorpiness.

my boobs look fluffy today.

*fluff*

i get to go home in TWO HOURS!!!

oh yeah, that rules.

i gotta pee.

wanna come with me?

no?

WELL FINE! DON’T COME PEE WITH ME! SEE IF I CARE!!!

i’m a loon.

WERLOO LOO LOOOO.

*WINK*

agady.

stop typing monique.

stop it.

yes

OHYES YES YES RIGHT THERE BIG DADDY.

oh jeesh.

i’m stopping now.

KIDDING!!!

i feel rambly and bumbly and rumbly .

guess what?! I’M NOT PUMPING ANY BREASTMILK TODAY!

nope, wanna know why?

YA DO?!!!

ok, well, cuz.. i’m not. don’t feel like it. and plus, i’ll be going directly to the dr’s office, so it won’t be frozen and blah blah blah.

listen to me make exscuses why don’t you!!!!

anyway… that is that. i’ll pump next week.

i’m drinking squirt.

AND NO, NOT THAT KIND OF SQUIRT!!

har har harrrr.

<hr.

Wanna know what my kids are gonna be for halloween?

Well, Jonathon, who is two, he’s going to be going as a three year old!

and jacob, 5 months, he’s going as a 6 month old!!!

WOW!!!

yeah…

heeeee.

i’mgonna go pee.

AND NO, YOU CAN’T GO WITH ME.

you lost your chance sistah.

or brutha.

or aliena.

or whoeverthehellyouarea.

HEH.

*sigh*

i’m nuts.

in trailmix.

with raisins that stick to me and call me sugah mama.

i got id

October 31, 2003

i used to babysit kids that had this pool toy: it was like an inflatable tube you could sit in w/ a hose on the side. you could fill it up and shoot water at people. it was called a BUMP N’ SQUIRT and no, i’m not kidding. 😉

interesting. um… i see that you always post at desertangel’s diary. so i thought i’d say hello.

All I want is L0VIN'

*giggle* You talked about your boobs being fluffy today and immediately I pictured you with fuzzy hair popping up and over the neckline of whatever shirt you’re wearing. *laughter* It’s a funny thought. 😀 *big smiles*

.Chicken.

oooo! fluffy boobs and squirt!!! get two cardboard boxes to put on jonathan and tell him hes going as the ups man.

thisdanceismine

Hey sugah mama…first you are talking about pee and then squirt and then breast milk and trial mix…eek! Sorry but, serves that lawyer right for representing low life scum and putting the victims through even more than they have to. I swear I kept saying that I hope my BIL’s lawyer can’t sleep at night and he runs off and doesn’t pay the bill and then she’ll see how evil he is!

Don’t want him to hurt her physically though because that would be horrible to wish on ANYONE! I am glad that guy is in stable condition and he didn’t kill him. But gosh, you consort with psycho you have figure that one MIGHT blow up on you, eventually. But stupid for that guy to do that…now he will go to jail for a VERY looooong time!

I would get in trouble at work, because if i wrote entries like this, i would start out giggling and end up laughing…

dixiescape

November 1, 2003

That shooting thing was on my news last night… and I live in freaking Canada! lol my aunt couldn’t believe it… That guy was so crazy and he just calmly started to walk away.. what a nut!