some scary porn scenario *E gardener edit
So, we’re at the new house right now… waiting for the gas technician to light our stove pilot, the plumber to fix some leaks, and the cable guy to hook up our tv and internet and phone.
Yeah, this could turn into a very scary porn movie. With a pregnant chick, her husband, and 3 work guys. One of them could be a girl.
Wouldn’t that be TERRIFYING?!
I’d watch.
*blink*
ANYWAY!!!!
I am going to go back to the house in a little while (after teh cable guy comes and makes his installation OOOO!) and do some cleaning. I want to scrub the stove and throw out some trash and do a pre clean of the bathrooms and junk so that when baboo’s aunt and mom come tomorrow they don’t think I’m a complete slob.
the worst part of all this is that I’ve had so much desire to WRITE and tyet I’m too busy and sick and tired to do anything. I hope it sticks around for later when I finally DO have some time.
anyway, what was the point of this?
I don’t know.
to talk about repair guy porn I guess. blah.
have a great weekend!
loveyoupeople! *muah!*
*Edit: YEAH… and then the gardener shows up with his weed wacker.
This should have totally been a porn.
Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!
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Yay for house stuff! 🙂 Boo for being too busy to write! 🙁 Love you!
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Hope you get your pilot light lit eventually. 😉
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I’d watch that too haha. But it would be a little trippy. It’s exciting being in a new place and getting everything ready. It can also be overwhelming, so try to stay calm, pop on some nice music and let the cleaning begin. Remember to take lots of breaks though so you and nugget don’t get too tired 🙂 Have a good weekend missy!
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bow chika wow wow. I literally clicked on your entry because of the title. lol Half way to baby! I remember thinking that it would feel so slow after 20 weeks but time flew for my whole pregnancy. Hope it does the same for you!
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lol you made me laff n stuff
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There should be a pizza delivery guy in there somewhere too.
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You must’ve found some other source of internet like your phone or your laptop or something. Lol.
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Bet your porn wpould be fun to read. Its all the action I get these days. Wow new house.
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hahaha! Does this mean the boys get to switch schools?
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hahahah!
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that does sound like a porn. lol Chris
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Ooh, with bad uniforms, 70’s porn ‘staches, and everything! %D So excited for y’all to be moving! It’s been a long time coming, and I know you are SO ready for it! 🙂
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lmao you crack me up 🙂
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There are so many puns and “Thats what she said” moments to think of. Good Golly!! Bwahaha
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Funny! strangely, I just happen to have some 70s porn music in my iTunes, let me know if you want the soundtrack to your porn 🙂
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That’s what the internet is for, I’ve heard.
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You know what I just realized…. We’re moving at the SAME time. Crazy!!!!!
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I’ve handled a weed whacker, it’s interesting. Very glad you are almost away from that bitch of a neighbour of yours.
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hahahahaaaa
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*laughs* that is some sort of porn you have going on there girl!
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Boo for chores! but if anyone can make chores sexy, its you! *loves!
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wifey. is there something i need to know? Lol. I feel like I’m surrounded by porn lately!!!!!
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Lol
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LOL!
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I’d watch it too. Hehehe
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lol, i know how you feel about the pre-clean. when we moved into our new house, even though i’d cleaned most of it, dave’s mom and aunt still went over everything. made me feel a slob. and it was already clean! hope you get a break to write soon *hugs*
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🙂
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i can’t wait to see pics of the new place!!!!
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