Quick Letters *edit
Dear!!!! You!!!
Dear unfriended friend,
Well, you actually unfriended me. I guess we never talked, but I still thought we had a friendly acquaintence. We even almost started doing business (as in money changing hands) but it never worked out because I didn’t have the money. Is that why you don’t like me anymore? Hope you have a good life.It’s always puzzling to me. I don’t know. Facebook can be such a problem starter. I mean, about 90%of the people on my list I can’t live without. That 10% is there because I LIKE them. Whatever. I don’t even know when you did it. lol. Oh well.
Have a good life!
Dear Jacob’s Shoes,
Your soles fell off and you have massive holes. How did it get this bad after ONE day back to school? My last inspection you were a little scrubby, but would work for the rest of the week. I’m not sure what your owner does to you (besides NEVER PICKING HIS FEET UP OFF THE GROUND!), but buying a new pair of you every 3 to 4 weeks is getting mighty tiresome.
I’m not made of money!
Dear Baby,
You are screaming right now, mad that I’m not attending to you. So I will go. but damn you are growing up fast. You are also dramatic. Your wails have that extra spark of theater.
I flee to your bidding!
*3 hours later*
I took a nap.
Dear Nap,
You are so awesome but you suck up my day time! I will be up later doing things I should have done while indulging in you. But you were so delicious. nom nom nom sleep.
Dear Nugget,
you are so cute with your talking and scoot crawling attempts and your personality is so silly and awesome. I have to admit that I feel so close to you, you are like my little sidekick. I don’t think I’ll be this close to any of my other children. Its not favorites, its just different. I dunno. You are just so awesome I want to see you grow up but keep you little and close to me at the same time. I’m going to have so many issues! lol
Dear Laundry,
bite me.
OK. I gotta go again.
LOVEYOUPEOPLE!
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Aww you’re so awesome 🙂 Can’t believe he’s on his way to crawling!!! Cutie patootie!
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Hugs.
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Naps are the best!
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Isnt it funny…how you feel about each kid is different, but somehow the same. Have you ever tried Gorilla glue for the shoes? I use it on the kids shoes and even on my soccer cleats when I need to and it works pretty gosh darned good… at least to buy me some more time to same money to get new shoes.
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Dear You, I miss you. <3
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Laundry… I hate laundry…. lets just all be nudists.
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Screw the laundry! Im telling ya, if we just stop paying attention to the laundry it will eventually get the hint and start doing itself. Its a theory.
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Nin is wrong btw. Very very wrong.
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zomg i LOVE your letter entries. *grins* and i hate when people just randomly disappear off your friends. like what did i ever do to you? bah. obviously they are not good friends then. *hugs* ps: love how it’s baby when he’s screaming and nugget when he’s being cute =)
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