Pornographic Tea! +doodle pics!

Ok, so I added a chapter to Trigger in the entry before this. Also gonna finish one more and possibly another today. There are 3 chapters left in my head, so it might be finished at the end of the week.

Someone is playing music and it’s like jazzy horns. They think it’s quiet, but it’s not. It’s sorta bugging me. Reminds me that I have my OWN music I can be playing! oh yeah!

Today is "happy Obama day" out here. He is visiting Cali. It’s making the streets a big fat mess. I’m so glad I’m not driving. Everyone was all in a flurry like crazy chickens yesterday, but not today. Maybe they are all gone. blah. 

 I do love pomegranate tea. It makes me happy. (i was editing and it looked like "I do love pornographic tea" hahahaha… wouldn’t THAT be interesting… is that a penis in my tea bag? hhaahaha, wait.. WHAT IS THIS TEABAG MADE OF???!!! and yes, nipples do add a hint of spice!… tra la la…I love my XXX Tea! My favorite blend is Orgasm Delight. MMM yeah. I’m so getting carried away with this…)

I have tallied my calories for today, and I have less than 1200. I need at least that to be healthy. I’m sick of being healthy.I want to be skinny nowwwwwwww….

I dont’ know what to do. blah.

I also want to burn 400 calories tonight in my work out. I am going to start teaching myself how to do my DDR on difficult and it’s sure to burn burn burn.

I tried to get Baboo to tell me that he’s noticed some weight loss, but he didn’t take the hint and just laughed.

He’s such a boy.

I can only hold it against him sometimes.

I shall take a picture of the notes I took during my Domestic Violence training and post it now.

Please hold.

Enjoy the Persona 3 Muzak… *burrrn myyy dreaaaad*

whoever knows this song, i love you and i will have your baby or something…

ok! I’m back!

Here are doodles from Domestic Violence. Feel free to analyze my insanity, especially since this is what I draw while we watch a video of a woman getting slapped (that made me cry by the way):

Yes, giant head baby. I have no idea. and then under the food on the bottom, it says "lunchtime!" ha ha, it got cut off… oh well…

And the second page of "notes":

I took this pic with the notepad on my pants, thus the black backdrop. ha ha.

Yes, my brains hurt, and i decided that drawing someone getting struck by lightning was funny.

but this was my favorite part:

CLOWN! GET DOWN! *dunna dunna dunnaaaaaa*

(and it’s in my head like a James Brown song… come on… you know you can hear it…)

Normal? Me?

uhhh.. nope!

Ok, back to fake work!

 

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so where is the porn?

March 19, 2009

It’s alright normal isn’t much fun anyway. 😀

March 19, 2009

Your pics made me laugh! What kind of champagne do you drink?

hahaha. orgasm delight would for sure be my favorite, too. love the drawings! you’re pretty artistic!

March 19, 2009

I hear it!

March 19, 2009

laugh out loud i can only image what it is like in your office

March 19, 2009

heheheeh, love the stick figure holding an umbrella and the burger, fries & drink doodle! looks good to me.

March 19, 2009

:o)

March 19, 2009

Lol. You’re funny. And also, nice hand writing by the way! Ryn: Yeah I know!

March 19, 2009

oh, christ, you should have warned me there was a clown!!!!!!!!!!

March 19, 2009

Lol. You’re silly.

March 19, 2009

ryn – There was food! We even had some Ben & Jerry’s at the cinema! Woo! I love your insane doodles.

Awesome drawings! 😀 Chris

March 19, 2009

Good to know I’m not the only one. I’m sure in the moving process I will find at least 4 sticks of deoderant.

March 19, 2009

I drink a a lot of tea, orgasmic tea could get kind of messy for us blokes… Your doodles are weird considering it was domestic violence, but then I’d never expect anything other than that from you!!! As for the oil thing, possibly they didn’t screw it back on properly and had to use putty to seal it… I always thougth an oil change was get under the car, locate the oil tray at thebottom of the engine, unscrew something and ensure you’ve got a container to collect the oil dripping out. Wait until it’s all out and then put the plug back in and re-fill the engine with new oil. Not sure if you’re supposed to put an additive in first with the engine runnign to kind of make the old stuff more runny most of it drips out… Also, Wal Mart do oil changes? I thought they were a supermarket? Having said that I always remember visiting one near Pittsburgh and we couldn’t get alcohol as they didn’t sell it there? But I could have bought a gun! Gotta love it!! Rambo could have done the oil change!! He would have probably drilled for it first as well! peace.

March 19, 2009

Normal is highly overrated. And I definitely need to read that story, then. I unfortunately didn’t get through a ton of mine… I need to revisit it. I need to get my muse back 🙂

March 19, 2009

haha clown get down. thats perfect for me, clowns are my phobia! your a good little drawer!!

March 19, 2009

What else would teabags be made of? Scrot, of course!

March 20, 2009

When i get bored in meetings I start drawing the people in the meetings, then I get paranoid they are going to see one of my drawings and get pissed…LOL