Chaosbride

January 10, 2010

Movie Reviews: 2012 and Jennifer’s Body & more!

Ok, so we watched a few movies over the weekend.

And now I shall review them for you!

We had a movie night and watched 9 and Planet 51.

9 was pretty good. It was like a hardcore computer animated flick with cute little … robot creatures. I had a dream I became one of those creatures that night. lol. It was pretty "deep" and had apocalypse and explosions, so I liked it over all. I say this movie is definitely for older kids, like 6 and up. I’ll give it 8 out 10. Watch iiiiiit!

Planet 51 was very cute. It had some good jokes (for kids and grown ups) and a cute little story. I’ll also give it 8 out of 10. I’d reccomend this movie for the entire family.

Baboo and I watched a few movies for grown ups.

First we watched Jennifer’s Body.

It was a tragedy.

I wanted to like it.

The opening scenes were pretty nice, had some humor and the whole bit… but then it spiraled into stupidity. I would not reccomend anyone buy this movie, because it’s lame. The 45 second kiss scene with Megan Fox is the only reason to really watch it (there are NO TITTIES IN THIS MOVIE! I was disappointed) and you can probably find the kiss scene on youtube or download it without watching the rest of that stupid movie.

I might have liked it if they had just… done something else. A rock band that wants to sacrifice a virgin to satan to get famous? IT WAS LAME.

But I guess if you like lame.

I’d give it 4 out of 10.

Then we watched 2012.

LONG ASS MOVIE, first of all.

but AMAZING visuals. I wish we had gone to see it on a big screen. I bet it looked insanely epic.

There were a lot of unbelievable moments. People should have been SO DEAD. but then there would be no movie.

Woody Harrelson was in it, and his part was hilarious.

The kids in the movie were not traumatized enough for me though. I mean, if you just saw your entire city getting swallowed into the earth would you be able to smile and be normal 5 minutes later?

Nope, I’d be a comatose mess for at least a week!

but besides that, I liked 2012. I’d reccomend it for a good time. 7 out of 10. Probably want to only have older kids like, 10 and up watch it though.

Yep, those are my movie reviews.

Grimm

January 11, 2010

2012 Rocked on big screen. Ditto AVATAR = MUST SEE ON BIG SCREEN & IN 3D! he he

KPinK

Well, you know, kids are rescilient… just kidding. I love Woody, he’s hilarious.

I figured JB would BLOW. It’s too bad, it had a lot of potential. Whatsherface said that she would never show her tits in a movie because she hates them. Or something like that. . .

babyontha1

ryn: Termi is cool and completely harmless. He likes to joke around a lot like that but he is cool. Just a funny old man passing the time. I like to call him my big brother. Now I am intrigued about this list he had my name on. I must go and see it, lol.

I don’t get the whole Megan Fox thing. I just don’t think she’s that hot.

i haven’t seen any of those movies! i think i agree with your first noter though – josh recently saw avatar and is OBSESSED with it. i’m jealous i haven’t seen it yet haha.

“there are NO TITTIES IN THIS MOVIE!” there is no hoops watching it then!

sparky0905

my son and i so want to see planet 51…. im glad you reviewed it!… lol no titties do make movies less fun

RYN: I agree, I hate all of that too. Y’know, we are awfully similar in a lot of ways?

Rusted Armour

I’m glad you agree that “Jenifer’s Body” is a steaming pile of shit. It was cringe-worthy to sit through and I saw it in the cinema. Sadly, “this movie is fucking pants” doesn’t get you your money back.

Hmm, forgot about Planet 51. I shall put it on my queue.

9 and Planet 51 are already on my list and have just been bumped to #1 and 2. I agree with Jennifers Body. S to the tupid! “Anyone got a tampon?” Lame! That was one movie that I was damn glad I didnt pay for.

Oh and plus, I dont get the Megan Fox obsession. I think she is manish, a horrible actress and really friggin hairy. Just thought I would throw that in.

M.C.

Nice.

DesignSlave

I’m really disappointed in Diablo Cody for the crap that is Jennifer’s Body. I expected more from her.

mrsckugs

We watched 9 last night. I bawled like the crazy bitch i am.

Whippet Boy

Not sure why, but I really liked your 8 of 10 for ‘9’, nevermind – I haven’t seen that one though. 2012 was good although it was a bit cheesey at the end. Have you seen Zombieland, you should, it’s friggin awesome!

-Blue

lol. I just flaked all weekend, then got insanely drunk last night, and I’m paying for it today. Blah.

Pancholuvsyou

(there are NO TITTIES IN THIS MOVIE! Oh! FUCK THAT!

I gave it a 6 out of 10. Hated the rediculous plot line. Giant arcs n shit. but I DID enjoy the great effects!

RYN: yeah, my house is the way it is too b/c I dont want to be that crazy OCD mom. My mom was one and I hated it. Hated living there, hated being home when she was there… I want my house to be a home, filled with loved and happy kids. even if that means finding the occasional pizza crust under the couch… ARGH!

Angel City Outcast

GOD DAMN “Tab > Spacebar” always makes the note private lol. Now I have to tab > tab > spacebar….

K.Frances

You have just sold me on NOT watching Jennifer’s Body. Damn Meghan Fox and her non-nudie ass.