mouth breather

Hi.

It’s Tuesday.

there is no tuesday dance, party, or award.

It’s just dumb old tuesday kicking rocks down the street with holes in his pants and a stain on his shirt.

and he sorta stinks.

but he sometimes has candy and likes to give hugs. So if you don’t mind the smell…

ANYWAY!!!

I’m congested like crazy today, like to the point where I’m a freaking mouth breather. I hate that! I woke up so many times last night with my mouth hanging open (beckoning spiders, no doubt) and it was dry as death and it sucked.

I can’t breath through my nose though, so whatever. stupid nose. you’re fired until you can get yourself under control.

I blame allergies!

Meanwhile, my titties are huge and I need a new bra, but I hesitate to buy one until they STOP growing. I will have to buy expensive nursing bras so I want to make sure I get the right size, lol.

so for now I’ll just have big ole titties poofing out of my bras. lovely.

Whatever.

Baboo bought me flowers last night for his stupid behavior after the basketball game. He tried to surprise me with them by putting one in the bathroomand one near the tv. He’s funny, but cute. I did find the one in the bathroom and they are pretty and I put them in a fancy vase (lol, aka a big gulp cup) and I appreciate them. He needs to just be GOOD and all.

but, these are like the second or third flowers he’s ever gotten for me, so I just like them for that. I don’t need them a lot, I just like to be thought of. I’d post a picture, but I’m lazy right now.

ya’ll would have seen them already if you were on my facebook. lol.

ANYWAYS.

I guess that’s it.

I wish I could have a stack of pancakes.

with butter.

and warmed up strawberry jelly.

nom.

Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!

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