More fun with the Crazy Train!

Ugh…

so lets talk about the train again.

The crazies have been out in full force!

First, there was the man walking up and down the train talking almost like a preacher. He was saying how he had lost his job, he had lost everything, and all he really wanted was a few cents so he could get a day pass to ride the train all day. All he needed was a day pass. He didn’t want much, just some change! I think he also said this in spanish because he switched to that language and spoke a lot too.

I was pretending to be sleep and really… I didn’t care.

Go look for work, don’t sit on a train all day. Jeesh. If things were like he said they were, he had marketable skills.

that or he was just delusional.

Either way, I didn’t give him crap, but some did because he was jingling his hat with the change as he walked up and down.

That was yesterday morning.

Fast forward to me going home. I felt like total crap and was just glad to have a seat. I instantly went into a light sleep. A few stops later someone gets on ranting and raving saying,

"Don’t say that word! That’s offensive and rude!"

I hear another voice

"I wasn’t talking to you or about you, man"

"Don’t say that. How would you like it if I said the N word? Would you like htat? I hear you saying queer. You are rude to say that!!!! Don’t say queer! Are you calling me a queer?! What if I said the N word? huh? I bet you’d get mad!!!"

"Uhhh, no. Say whatever you want man."

"You should get some manners!!!! rawwwwwr!!!" (ok, so he didnt’ say rawr, but he might as well have)

I peeked up. There was a man or a woman (could have been a woman…) moving towards a seat to the side of me. He had really big perky man boobs. Just an observation. So I guess it could have been a lesbian … but they were sorta… either or. really feminine man or really butch girl. I DON’T KNOW! heh.

He was fussing at this muscular black guy who was sitting across from me. I can’t really explain the seats, but I was sorta in the middle of them.

ANYWAY, the black guy just shook his head and looked away and the enraged guy just sat there fussing about him saying the word "queer"

whatever.

so I put my head down to go back to sleep.

I dozed only to be woken up by

"Quit saying that you nigger! Did you ike me saying that? You gonna kick my ass now?"

Black guy says "I am not gonna sit here and let you keep disrespecting me. Why don’t you sit down and shut up"

"No! You’re threatening me! I’m calling the emergency!!!!"

So he stands up and is hovering over me, so i hunch down to get out of his way. The emergency button is behind me and suddenly, this crazy fucker practically punches me in the back of the neck  as he reached over to get to it… not once, but TWICE.

I hunched over more and bit my tongue. I wanted to yell at him to watch what the fuck he was doing and that he had hit me, but he was all riled up and I didn’t want ot get involved so i just leaned over and glared at him until the train conductor came and made the crazy guy (not the black guy) leave the train and go into another car.

I wanted to say that I had a complaint and that I had been hit, but i didn’t feel like holding up the train more and i still felt like ass. so i just went back to sleep.

ha.

The train is fucking dangerous yo!