Monday, thou art BUTT!

Ugh! Monday! why?!!!!

*ahem*

*My dog, Ceaser (aka Puppy) got some booster shots last night. They have made him not feel well and he looks terrible. My poor pup.

*I woke up late, got ready to leave in about 8 minutes and I look INSANE!!!

* Ole Bessie the remodeler hasn’t shown up. I’m pissed off at her. I told her to wait ONE day so I could have a nice time at Disneyland… not TWO EXTRA DAYS SO THAT I CAN NOW BE SUFFICIENTLY FREAKING OUT. However, I’ve had a few favs with late remodels, so I’m going to wait patiently… for today. If she doesn’t show up with her hammer and chisel to take down the walls, I’m gonna have to make sure I don’t have a squatter on the premises.

*If that last part confuses you, well you don’t read me often and that’s your own fault! ha ha!

*Ok, so maybe that was rude, but it’s Monday and I’m pissed off!

*Fine fine if you must know, my period is 3 days late, this is the 4th day. I’m hoping it comes today. I’ve been feeling like crap, which is a sure sign that my period is coming. I’m not worried, I don’t have enough sex to get pregnant… lol. I’m retaining a lot of water, so I know it’s on it’s way. just BLEED ALREADY! god.

*I have no idea what my lunch is. I grabbed a bag out of the fridge. I hope it’s delicious…

*It isn’t. I’m throwing it out. lol. I had some chinese food, but I forgot it. ARGH LA BARGH!

*Good thing I have a cup of noodles.

*I did grab some cheese too.

*Gotta go greet my staffies, being a good boss and all.

*Blah.

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Oh, mystery lunch….me likey…just a little…then I get ascared! Poor puppy. Shots will bring you down, man.

I LOVE YOU. And your non period body. I’m sure it’s a coming.

Beautiful406

July 19, 2010

I hate being late. Hope it comes today so you are clear for the weekend.

My period always surprises me, it’s never on time because there isn’t a set date, it comes on either a monday, tuesday or wednesday. I think it likes to screw with my head. Freaking jerk. (My period, not you) Sorry to hear about puppy! I hope he’s feeling better soon, I hate when my dog isn’t feeling well. I brought my lunch and didn’t need to.. which is annoying.

RYN: Yes! They have gotten flipping monster big. Its amazing what feeding them will do.

K.Frances

BOO to late remodelers and sickish puppy. Dude, periods suck. Even on birth control, which was supposed to regulate me, I could still be up to two days early or three days late! This Mirena was the best thing I ever did. I don’t deal with any of that stuff anymore!

M.C.

It’s not often I deal with late periods. A very rare thing. About the only time I ever wonder is when I get a thought in my head that freaks me out and makes me paranoid, and trips my mind out when the actual date of it hadn’t even arrived yet and I find out I had nothing to worry about in the first place. Remember your period does this sometimes, and you feel the usual signs so it’s coming.

You’re most likely just freaking yourself out hun. (You asked it to wait the extra day and now it seems like you sort of played a trick on yourself. I do that to myself all the time. In the back of your mind you tend to feel sorta weird and guilty because you asked it to wait a bit, and now you feel like you screwed it up somehow.) It’s a weird way to explain it but it does follow along with and

fit with the pattern.