Magic Bullet Consumer Review
Political Sidebar: My city is currently boycotting Arizona businesses for the passing of that law recently.
I think it’s sorta dumb. How is boycotting a business, that may not even have supported it, do anything? It just hurts PEOPLE… not the govt of the state. (and they keep making "exceptions" to it anyway, so what’s the point?!)
I think it’s lame, and that’s all I have to say about it.
Last night was pretty boring. I didn’t do anything but come home, cook and go to the store. wheee.
I do have a Magic Bullet consumer review!!!!
Here it is…
It is a very powerful tool. Very awesome. I love it.
HOWEVER!!!!
It is not that great at the "dicing" function. I don’t think its even supposed to "dice" so much as PULVERIIIIIIZE! MAGIC BULLET SMASH!
But I’m perfectly ok with that. It only means I need to find a Slap Chop to fulfill that need in my kitchen.
BUT THE MAGIC BULLET STILL MAKES ME ORASMIC.
I can see SO MANY uses for this thing.
I can’t wait to try it.
Tomorrow morning I’m going to make home made blended coffee drinks. I don’t have any whipped cream, but that’s ok, cuts down on the calories a bit. I could probably make my OWN WHIPPED CREAM IF I WANTED TO… yes, the magic bullet makes whipped cream.
I can also see pureeing. I have never had a food processor. I could never puree before. I’m excited! I want to make tortilla soup and all sorts of things. I can mash down carrots and other veggies and add them to EVERYTHING to boost up the vitamin content of my foods.
I can make nice "adult" beverages as well as ice slushees and smoothees for the children! I wanted to get some fruit last night so I could try that function out, but I’ll go slow and start with the coffee drinks.
I am so happy with my purchase.
Now, on to my little mistake… I accidentally tried to use the flat "whipping" blade to cut my damn onions. ha ha! At first I thought "oh no! it sucks! it doesn’t work!" … well yeah, dummy, you can’t CUT with a flat blade!!!!
HA HA…
BUT AFTERWARD … I was on fiah!
I could totally grind my own meat and make my own sausages with this thing. NO LIE!!!
I could grind up chicken and turkey and all of it and probably save a ton on it, since it’s so expensive already ground up.
I could make so many things my brain spins.
I want to try and make pesto sauce with it.
and salad dressings
and all sorts of things.
Can you see me wiggling in my chair?
Oh yes, you can…
Anyhow…
if you want a really awesome blender/food processor/whipping machine, I definitely recommend it. I want everyone to have one now.
oh yes.
Anyway, I suppose I shall go get my mocha and pretend to work. It’s thurfriday. I’m very happy about this.
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I’m sorry-I cannot take the name “Magic Bullet” seriously without thinking it’s some sex toy. And the slap chop? I have one-not all it’s cracked up to be. The blades get stuck all the time and you have to pound that thing hard to get it to work. One finger my ass
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I had one of those and never ended up using. Actually it was my sisters. She let me pretty much have it. I ended up giving it back. I probably should have kept it so I could make some smoothies. Oh well. New roommate has a smoothie maker. I just think his might be a bitch to clean.
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I have something like the Magic Bullet, from Cooks. I don’t know what the difference is between them, but I loove it. Homemade smoothies are totally a win!! I look forward to making salsa with it when we have the tomatoes to do it… though it also doesn’t do a chopping thing. My mom tried to chop tomatoes with it for tacos, and well… it pureed them. Funny as that was, lol. Food processors = <3!
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Ok, i have to buy one. Thanks.
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Lol I have a cheap version I guess, basically just a small single serving sized blender- and I use it all the time! For smoothies and blending coffee drinks yay! It’s fun! I think the slap-chop is good, the name makes me laugh, my mom has had one for years from pampered chef- I don’t think they call it slap-chop. It’s handy!
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i have the chopper from pampered chef and i love that thing… i would cry if i didnt have it!.. i think i may want a “magic bullet”…lol
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Now I want a magic bullet! And I also think of a sex toy whenever I read the name.
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ryn: Well, thank you. I recognize your picture, I’ve read some of your past entries.
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Every time you say “Magic Bullet” I think it’s a vibrator or something. Really, it’s a bad name for a kitchen appliance, even if it does rock my stripey socks. I want a smoothie now. haha ~ ryn: Aw, thanks. I actually have pics of myself in a few previous entries but I’m not gonna make you search for em. And I’m okay looking. I’m cute, but I don’t think I’m beautiful.
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Lol. Yeah. Nothing really special about the weekends. Unless, of course, if you work I guess, then you enjoy the break. But, I guess for people like me, then they just seem like every other normal day of the week! Anyway, hope you enjoy your mocha, and your new device!
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I’m so turned on right now.
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firstly i have a sex toy that i believed is called a bullet. I also have a magic bullet or the knock off one, T likes it too, i use it some but dont really have that much chopping to do…
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If that’s how boycotting Arizona works, I’d specifically seek out and purchase products that were from Arizona to help support them.
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RYN: The Sport Mode is one of those things that I don’t use much and only recently discovered what “S” means on that thing. It’s weird for me to be so interested in understanding my car.
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haha!! You sound like the infomercial! “With a one tap you can have a VIRGIN Strawberry margarita. Just slip on the colored comfort rings and you can always tell which is yours.” Glad you like your toy. I cant wait to see what you come up with. *milkshakes* 🙂 mmm.
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I agree with the Magic Bullet post above. RYN: I think I was more referring to the way I write being crap as opposed to what I was writing. I still feel like I wirte like a 10th grader and haven’t really evolved that much. If I was going to pursue an entirely different career, it would be one oriented around writing, but I get concerned that I don’t have a “professional” style. Make sense?
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I have a magic bullet and I freaking love it! I must admit though, I mostly use it for drinks…coffee and alcoholic and I have made whipped cream with it 😀 I just need to use it for more of my food ideas lol.
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ryn: People nowadays tend to lose their damn minds over a wedding. All you truly need are two people looking to legally bind themselves together, two witnesses, and a legal officiant. Everything else is lagniappe, and should be treated as such. Quick note: let the coffee cool off before you try to make mixed coffee drinks… That’s how I lost my blender. :,,,(
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I’m reading backwards now… Phill and I put a Slapchop on our wedding registry lol
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i’ve always wanted one and now u’ve made me consider it even more 🙂
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I actually bought my Mom a Magic Bullet for Christmas and the only thing she has ever used it for is adult beverages. And it probably hasn’t even been touched in 4 months or so.
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So some people are actually boycotting Arizona? YES!!!! It will hit them where their pockets are and that hurts Arizona since they rely a great deal on tourism. I was going to go there last month, its just one state below me, but I went to Colorado instead and spent a ton of money there. That was my way of boycotting them.
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I make my whipped cream with whipping cream, a cold bowl and a cold whisk (or hand mixer) three minutes and voila, heaven on your whatever.
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