little pisser
Today wanted to be a bitch, but now it’s getting BITCH SLAPPED.
ha!
so today is going to be nice to me!
I got home last night and my meat was still frozen. RACKA FRACKA!
so we ended up getting crap food (which I’m SICK TO DEATH OF, and I can’t wait until that’s a once or twice a month thing instead of every damn week) and my blood sugar was high even though I had a salad and just BLAH!
While we were eating, Roku decided it was a good idea to walk over to a plastic bag right next to me, hunch down and start pissing.
I was LIVID.
I looked at him and said "what you doing cat"
he just looked away and hunched more.
I said "you’re peeing aren’t you, ya little shit!"
so I lifted him and sure enough he was peeing all over the damn place. He immediately ran away (not to the CLEAN FRESH LITTER BOX mind you) and I tried to chase him but I got a cramp which stopped me immediately. I had to lay down after because it just hurt.
He got crated for the rest of the night, ass.
I bet he’s the one peeing on my sons clothes (they smell of cat pee badly, we’ve been washing everything twice to get rid of it). I thought it might have just been confusion fromthe move, but that little shit KNOWS where the litter box is now and needs to cut that crap out.
When he got uncrated this morning he ran right for a small pile of dirty clothes and proceeded to pee on it.
FUCKER.
I can’t tolerate it. He’s gonna get sentenced to the wilderness (aka my dads house) in a hot second if he keeps it up. He’s had a good little year of life, but I wont’ have him pissing all over the place and on my babies stuff. No way. He was fixed at the earliest possible age and gets lots of love and attention, there is no reason for him tod o that except for he’s a shit and needs to ilve outside.
He’ll get that opportunity soon enough if he doesn’t cut that crap out.
You might not like my methods, but you can kiss my ass. He’ll have food, water and shelter there. He just wont’ be a damn house cat. and he can kill all the mice and rabbits and birds he wants, since he’s a hunter. And maybe he’ll go run into a coyote or the wheel of a truck playing on the road or maybe even a really hungry owl, and that will suck seriously, I won’t be overjoyed, but that’ll be his dumb cat life.
I grew up going through cats like they were goin gout of style. We would go from 20 cats to none in a course of weeks.
I’m not heartless or cruel, but that’s what i know and while I absolutely love my animals and take care of them the best I can and treat them with love and respect, they can go live outside and live out the remainder of their days just fine and I won’t feel bad.
especially if they are peeing on my kids stuff just to be shits.
*blink*
Well that’s not where I saw this entry going. ha ha.
I know some of ya’ll are gonna be all sorts of mad at that, you love your animals and I’m not saying your viewpoint is wrong. but neither is mine. It’s not like I’m leaving him in a parking lot or turning him in to the pound. blah. plus, if he shapes up, he’ll be fine. But my human family comes first.
MEANWHILE…
I was very lovey mdcovey with husband last night and baby was punching out with a little foot or hand that I could feel and that was cute. I slept terribly. I wake up at least 5 times a night to pee. It’s insane.
My only joy is when I wake up and see I have more than an hour left to sleep. Isn’t that sad? blaaaaah
It rained last night which I love laying and listening to. I wish I was home, but I am determined to get some "full" paychecks for the next few weeks, and I shall HAVE THEM!!!! I need baby stuff, so I gotta make the monies!!!!
I’m now determined to get matching sets of crap, so I have to get my ass in gear.
I want the cute monkey bedding and I need a bouncey seat AND a swing.
lol
My list keeps getting longer and longer.
and if my ass wants a gliding easy chair looking rocker? I really gotta have some dough.
SOOOOOO… GOTTA MAKE THE MONIES.
bleh.
I’m gonna eat some yogurt and try to work. whatever that is. lol
blaaaaaah.
happy damn wednesday.
LOVEYOUPEOPLE *muah!*
OH! NEW TICKER:
The next time you eat one of those greasy foot-long hot dogs, think of me: that’s how big I am this week! I’m 23 weeks old, only 119 days to go!
23 weeks. damn. I guess a lot of time has passed. It feels so SLOW!!!! lol
Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!
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it seems fast!! i want to be 23 weeks!! totally jealous!! =) but thats okay i’ll get there and be miserable because it will be the middle of summer! One of megan’s cats started spit peeing, but it started when they got another cat and when she was away, he’d pee all in her closet and on her shoes, so he went to live on the farm with their parents, he’s still there and still a bit of a jerk facebut not bad. Roku will be fine, no one wants to deal with cat piss all the time!!! NO ONE!
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I understand and agree completely. If that shit doesn’t straighten out I’d say send that little guy off. I bet he will though, he loves his home! He doesn’t want to leave! 😀 <3
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add baking soda to your laundry and then vinegar to the RINSE cycle. that should take the smell out of your clothes, no they won’t smell like vinegar either and has the added bonus of taking that slight yellow tinge out of whites that happens with most water these days. *hugs you* sometimes cats just have to be out door kitties. unfortunately.
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wait. today’s wednesday? I thought it was thursday. I love my doggie you know i do. The other two. Meh. But cats. I dunno. they are different. They CAN survive outside. And I know some ppl who feel like I do about Dolce with their cats. But i grew up aroudn ppl who just let their cats roam the countryside and stuff. So I dunno. I mean ya gotta do what ya gotta do babes. And if I had a cat
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pissing on my sh.t ? I’d have to let it roam the wilderness as well. I can’t judge you. I am going to hell for what I did to our guinea pigs. I still can’t even SAY “guinea pigs”. Being buddhist. I believe Karma is jsut waiting to get hold of me for those guinea pigs….I can’t watch that Adam Sandler movie with that guinea pig with the big eyes cause of it. So going to hell…
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RYN: it does for all of about 2 minutes! Lol I totally agree on the cat thing!
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roku is probably pissed at you guys for the move. catchin him the act and scolding him is the best thing. bianca’s peed on the floor when she was mad at us for something. we made her look at the pee and scolded her and then threw her in the litter box and made her stay in it for like half a minute. she hasn’t done it since. but he’s porbably just mad and upset about the move. once everything’s unpacked and settled he should get over it. and while i have a weird obssession with my cat, i don’t think it’s cruel to have an outdoor cat even if that does mean mother nature may end things sooner.
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Hugs.
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