join me in bed…

 

Hello.

I’m in bed writing this. I should have done this a long time ago, I do have a laptop replacement after all. I miss my old laptop. Damn thieves.

I am also half naked. Not that I’m going to show you a picture. My titties are ginormous.

i should name them.

thoughts? suggestions? themes?

ANYWAY, My baby is sleeping next to me and my hsuband is snoring too. He is always able to go to sleep a lot faster than I can. I am currently installing my Sims 3 on this computer. I hope it works well. I don’t know. It uses so many gigabytes…

I am watching the prison show "locked up" like it’s crack candy. CRACK CANDY!

My husband is snoring really loud, and I don’t know wnhy it’s bothering me when it normally doesn’t.

I could probably write this way too. I have been itching to write. It’s hard when I only get spurt sof maybe a good solid hour without the baby needing me. I don’t mind being needed. I love this little chunkster sooo much.

He is smiling so much more now and I know he will soon laugh. He gets this look on his face like "I’m going to laugh!" but he doesn’t have the sound yet.

I took this like an hour or so ago. He’s all smiling and winking and flirting with me. I could just consume him.

I can be in the worst mood and just touching him will calm me down.

speaking of mood, I’m having a damn period already. fuck this goddamned noise.

I mean honestly I hate these women who breast feed and are all "I haven’t had a period in a million yeeeeears"

well goooooOOOOoood for you! I’m having one six weeks after birth.

suck my period.

blah.

that’s sorta gross.

unless you’re a vampire.

then it might be enticing.

MMMM, fresh uterus lining. nom.

ANYWAY.

I should probably say something of worth, but my sims finished downloading and I wanna see if it’ll play.

I’ll be all useful later.

and notey. I’m leaving random notes around.

I need to cut down my favs list. I just can’t keep up with something like 80 favs. I don’t even know what I’m reading anymore since I’m so behind.

BUT I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOO MUCH.

blargh.

I want a cookie.

I wish I had gotten a creme brulee earlier.

mmmm sugar.

OH! and wanna know how I know I’m not diabetic?

I did an experiment, it was dumb, but it worked.

I drank a soda, ate a bag of candy and a big ole slice of bread.

I did not get a single symptom of high blood sugar and when i checked with my monitor an hour after, my sugar level was 93.

A diabetic would be nowhere NEAR that after all that sugar ass shit.

So there.

neener neener eat a weiner.

well only if you wanted me to have diabetes. you don’t want that do you?

lol

ok, my crazy ass is probably  just so giddy to be on my computer in bed.

I’m gonna go hump it.

the computer i mean.

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name your boobehs betty and veronica. Chris

September 1, 2012

My goodness, I bet normal blood sugar is like a holiday for you. Glad that’s solved!

September 1, 2012

Yuck on the period thing. Lol. But I knew you’d get it soon. Adorable baby picture. I hope you can keep up with me. I’ve had you as a fave for such a long time. I hope you get to write more on your laptop and your game works for you. Hugs.

September 1, 2012

Love. Him and you!! And for the boobies, I am thinking Gumby and Pokey. 😉 <3

September 1, 2012

Name your boobies after a crime fighting duo like Turner and Hooch or Cagney and Lacey or Dempsey and Makepeace. 🙂 xxxxxxx

How about Regular and Unleaded? I always got my period when I was breastfeeding, too. Pissed me OFF.

September 2, 2012

You are hilarious. Your little Mr. Chunk is so freaking cute. How in the world is he growing so fast? You know, I have the Sims 3 and I never play it. Like, I played it once and that was it. Whoopsies.

September 2, 2012

Mine is at that same stage, giant smiles with mouth wide open like she’s gonna laugh but no sound yet. Ditto on the ginormous boobs. :p

September 2, 2012

Want… to… smoosh… chunkamonkey! <3<3<3 Are you going to continue with the diabetic diet even though you don’t need it anymore? Seems to have been working, right?

September 2, 2012

Hello. Miss you x

September 2, 2012

you know, after giving birth i had a period for 8 weeks straight on. i breastfed too. *shakes my head* i was just thinking of your zombie story. i miss it! *hugs you*

September 2, 2012

Having diabetes sucks BIG TIME (I have type 1 IDDM). Nugget is precious:) Love the smile!

September 2, 2012

lol he smiles like bill. i know what you mean about that locked up show, ‘jail’ on spiketv is addictive too.

Yay for no diabetes!!

September 2, 2012

Yay on the diabetes test!! Ryn: that’s what those greedy asshole salesman get!

September 2, 2012

That baby is just too cute!

September 2, 2012

he is so cute <3 and i like the idea of naming your titties after a crime fighting duo. its very “you”. you have good noters.

September 2, 2012

haha you crack me up. I’m still thinking about your FB message and how much I seriously fucking want toast now. Thanks a lot 😛

September 2, 2012

RYN: Thanks.

So cute!

September 2, 2012

Awww..how can you talk about being half naked and having huge boobs and not post a topless pic 😛

B+
September 2, 2012

Haha… you hate me. Haven’t had a period since Sept 14… 2009. I mean I had post part. bleeding for a few days after Gabe… but no period. 🙂 No vampire getting their red wings from me.

B+
September 2, 2012

I call mine Coco and Nilla.

<3 you

September 3, 2012

Beautiful baby!!

Oh hell yeah, bring on the brownies and ice cream! Human bodies are weird and strange and odd…..yup.

September 4, 2012

aw, he’s a cutie! it’s a good thing you’re not diabetic or you mighta killed yourself right thur. *slaps you upside the head*