it’s hot outside.
Things:
*Drafting my birth story. Taking a long time.
*I have a C cup. My titties be huge yo.
*My baby is adorable. We took himon a casting call for Graco yesterday (his fathers idea). Probably WON’T get it, because he was sleepy for the photos, but it was interesting. Everyone thought he was a C section baby cuz his head is so perfect. His head was just tiny and popped right out is all!
*I have so much I need to get to ugh.
*I really RAELLY want to get my book published, like 6 months ago. blah!
*I need to get back to my website. It’s dying. It’s making me sad. Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. Guess I’ll go and eat some worms. Not really, just needs some TLC and promoting, which I plan to do in the next few weeks.
*I gotta send out my damn swag. I have it all bundled up, just gotta go to the ugly post office. stupid post office.
*My baby likes to grunt and fart. I do believe he gets it from his father. He’s grunting and farting right now.
*I’m about to spend too much money on Sims games. Oops.
*I’m supposed to be grocery shopping, but my husband is snoring on the couch so I guess not. We may go this evening or… tomorrow… or never. We’ll just eat air.
*I’m losing weight and now my butt doesn’t fit my jeans. They are all pouchy in the butt area. this makes me laugh.
*I have… no money. I started this month with almost 800 bucks in savings and now I have 200. WTF. I am making my husband put it back (I had to pull it out to keep us fed and crap, but he will have money soon and he WILL pay me back) and it sucks because I just wanted to have a little nest egg. I am NOT getting paid anymore.
I need to fucking publish my books so I can at least get a few pennies.
Last month I got 12 bucks from book sales.
whcih is hilarious to me.
ANYWAY, that’s about it. I’m boring as hell and if you’re still around? You love me. I love you too. Lets have a baby.
in a year or so. I just had a love child, only so much at once darlings.
LOVEYOUPEOPLE! *muah!!!!!*
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C Cup? For real? I’m DD right now. I can’t imagine what is going to happen after giving birth and my milk comes in. I WOULD KILL FOR A C CUP.
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ugh, boob growing is ridiculous. I don’t even see the point in trying to buy a bra that actually fits anymore Can’t wait to read your birth story! I’m so glad it didn’t turn into a c-section for you. Nugget is soooooooo cute! I love seeing pictures of him đŸ˜€
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lol, i love that the thing you want most to tell about nugget is how he grunts and farts. cute *hugs*
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I want a c. I have big big boobies… and well…
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Milky titties make me feel weird. However, it’s nice to see you writing again and getting back in that ol’ OD saddle.
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i am so jealous of the women that actually grow during pregnancy and after. my mom told me to get pregnant and then i’d have boobs. no dice. 3 kids later and i’m still the same A cup I’ve always been. didn’t grow ANY cup sizes with any of my pregnancies or afterwards.
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we miss you but take your time! we know you’re busy with that gorgeous little one đŸ™‚
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Hi! Sheri always talks about with each pregnancy her boobs went up a cup size. Started with a B, now she’s at a D. Wouldn’t be surprised if bigger.
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Of course we’re around miss you like nuts and love you too. It’s so different for you to be referring to Baboo as his father now. It’s different from whenever you refer to him as Baboo or your other boys father. It’s cute. Acknowledges the rest of the entry.
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Dude. Your baby is WAY too cute not to take on casting calls!
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OMG, you jumped to a C cup… I’m 42DD, I’m probably going to be banned from breast feeding. Woosh!
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Yay on the boobies and weight loss! and the baby and all that good stuff!
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So good to hear from you again! Ive missed your entries missie!!
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Awww…talking about boobs and no pic of them. I’m sad now đŸ˜›
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*huge hugs* There is nothing wrong with a grunting farting baby, they are the cutest! The videos are sure to make anybody giggle.
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we miss you around these parts! glad to see you’re alive and stuff
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I love baby grunts. Love them!!
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I’m still creeping around đŸ˜€
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OMG he’s almost a month old!!! the post office sucks but you will be happy to have that done, maybe now that the boys are in school you’ll feel you have more time. nugget is so cute i just want to snuggle him!! i’ll smell his farts!!!
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Ahhhh there I feel better, you updated đŸ™‚ MIssss you! But I guess it’s important you be there for your baby lol. And holy tata’s lady! I was not blessed that much when I had Boo lol. Congrats đŸ™‚ SO glad to hear all is well and the money, thing, well you know, I’ve been there too. Don;t let it become your world. There’s always money to be made in due time!
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I was unaware of the whole head/c section thing until very recently, I guess that may be why it seems MaKenzie’s head is so cute… (: Have fun with your new baby!
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yay for big boobies..mine got big to…. from an A to a C..i love it! đŸ™‚ glad the baby is doing good. and glad your doing well to! love yous!
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i am so glad to see you here. LOL c cup is my normal size. when i had my dottir, it got bigger than a dd… i hated it! i know i am not normal. MUAH
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I think he has a perfect head too!!!
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Love Love.
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I feel ridiculously small after breastfeeding…and stopped. I’ve shrunk….it’s going to be awhile before they get their perfectness back. I hope it happens. IT did before….I”m way older now. Blah
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