It’s a Bouncing Pizza Conspiracy!!!!

 

 

I know you see that ultra cute ticker. NINETEEN DAYS! *BACKFLIP*

Ok, so I have a problem. It’s serious.

I use AIM Express, so it has little ads on the bottom.

For the last few weeks, there has been a particularly evil ad. It harrasses me. I think I should sue them.

it’s an ad… with BOUNCING PIZZAS.

Yes. Papa Johns, No less. Which, in the world of delivery, is one of the most yummy ones of all.

So there it is… bouncing pizza’s, everytime I go look at it, there they are. The ad’s cycle so sometimes it shows other things…but it seems like I always look when the pizza’s are bouncing! I can see them out of the corner of my eye… jumping up to me… YOU WANT US! YOU LOVE US! YOU ARE ADDICTED TO PIZZA. WATCH US BOUNCE!

I feel that it is similar to watching boobs bounce. Ya know, just hypnotizing. ha ha.

And I’m a girl, so I can only imagien how bouncing boobs effect a boy.

So yeah.

Here I am, being harrassed by bouncing pizzas.

Those very pizzas prompted me to get Papa John’s LAST WEEK.

And now I want it again.

Because the pizza’s are bouncing so lovely… they make me lust for them.

Oh you bouncing pizza’s from hell, why must you tempt me so?

So close to lunch, of which I have ramen with cut up steak.

It won’t be delicious.

but it’ll be food.

I wish I had some salsa. That at least gives it a kick.

but no.

Just some ramen noodles with cut up beef.

It’s a shame.

a pity and a shame.

but oh well.

We’re having Crackdonalds for dinner, so there is that.

I will have cracknuggets and try to give away all my crack fries to my children.

yeah.

crack.

did i ever mention i have been carrying a spoon around in my purse like i’m a crackhead for like 2 months? I don’t even know why. I should take it out but I always forget.

I should probably stop using this purse altogether.

it’s supposed to be my "cute going out purse" but i’m too lazy to change it.

i don’t get girls who change their purses a lot… some do it daily and for each outfit.

That would make me batshit crazy.

but i’m not a cutesy cute girly girl anyway.

So lunch is in 20 minutes.

HELLLL YEEEEAH!

And I get off an hour early.

HEEEELLL YEEEEAHHHH.

 

Baboo is going to some business Christmas party tonight. Good for him.

I’m gonna be home and I’ll probably drink my bottle of champagne I got last weekend and chill.

So the dayquil took away my sick feeling, but left me with NO BUZZ.

I can’t believe I built up a tolerance fo rit that fast.

that sucks.

I liked my dayquil buzz.

oh well.

maybe next time. ha ha.

I guess I should go now.

will you miss me?

don’t worry, I’ll be back!

*buzz update*

uhhh, it kicked in as i was proofreading.

look at all those pretty bunnies….

*i’m kidding. dayquil does NOT make me hallucinate! yet…