It feels so freeing! *hump*

I’m home and writing an entry and not caring what server demon is watching my internet activity and plotting my demise! Oh home computer, I love you so much. I’m going to hump you multiple times until you can’t feel your computer legs.
 

*hump*

Anyway, hi.

It’s Friday afternoon.

I’M HAVING PIZZA FOR DINNER!!!!

*hump*

I’d also eat green beans with it, but I’ll settle for pizza.

I ALSO HAVE PINK CHAMPAGNE!

Which makes me giggle with glee. I totally need a drink.

*hump*

I’m going to drink tonight AND tomorrow and you can all bite me and like it. I know I"m not fertile and if I am, a little champagne and/or a beer won’t hurt a damny zygote. I typed zybot … which is great. I love zybot, that’s going to be my babies name. nickname.

ANYWAY… I also got ROCKY ROAD ice cream, becuse it’s PERFECT for my diet.

also got taquitos and jalapeno cheese dip fo rmy drunky time snack.

also spicy nacho doritos…

*HUMPdoublehump*

so OBVIOUSLY, i’m off diet this weekend. But I do plan on doing some chores and we’re doing work outs next week and I’m going to eat salad most of the day and only one big meal and the snacks, so listen to me justify my super junkfood purchases and SNIFF MY BUTTHOLE.

I’m so making a t-shirt.

 

ah ha!

*hump*

 

I’m sorta giddy with the weekend right now. I love you weekend. I love you SO MUCH.

so much I love you.

so very very much.

*hump*

 

 

 

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