I’m sorta addicted to Strip Poker

 It’s not what you’re thinking… it’s a dumb app on my i-phone. It doesn’t even show titties, so I don’t know why I like it so much. Apple needs to allow titties on it’s apps!

not just cleavage… TITTIES!!!

Anywayzzzzz…

I had other crap to write, and of course my dumb short term memory damage (I’m not sure if it’s real or not, but it sure does seem like it) has prohibited me from writing the most amazing entry of the day!

I mean, it started with titties, it had to be great!

but it didn’t.

crap.

Ummm…

I’ll come back later.

Oh, so I guess, according to the little clerk at the desk in the front office reception area in my brain , I was gonna talk about the "State of the Union" speech mabobber that was on last night.

First: I didn’t watch it. Nope. I usually do, but last night, I just wanted to eat my chicken mcnuggets (umm, btw, i had spaghetti for dinner last night and my brain thought i had mcnuggets, which I didn’t. I think I’m going crazy) and forget I was alive. I didn’t feel like using my brain AT ALL. Plus, we had missed the first half hour of it. Baboo recorded it though, so maybe we’ll watch this weekend.

Second: I’m curious, but I will not be writing about what I think of it. Why even bring it up then? well!!!! that brings me to..

Third: Politics suck. Talking about politics on OD suck. People who are douches suck.

*tangent time: And that’s who comes out of the woodwork when you say anything remotely political. They come out like roaches, trolls, and demons and then they POOP all over your diary with their poopy opinions and it’s really quite annoying and I hate them and I don’t want them around me! I get angry and I turn into a poop troll on THEIR DIARY and it’s just way too much poop…

I don’t feel like being bothered. So you’ll NEVER KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT.

You’re probably glad to not know.

Believe me, I am too!

So… do you like my new formatting? Is it annoying? Yes, yes it is

Wanna know what absolutely is annoying?

MY UTERUS.

OMIGAAAAAA … my period should have been here 2 days ago! The mother fucker is just toying with my sanity. Everything HURTS. I can feel my womb being crunched and ravaged and shredded and it needs to just COME OUT ALREADY.

I have no fear of being pregnant. It’s not a worry. I just hate waiting, as normal. I like when my body just behaves and comes on the expected day and beats the crap out of me and leaves me alone for another 3 weeks or so.. but not so much right now. It’s toddling around making me cranky and moody and crazy, causing me to have bouts of just wanting to lay down because it hurts so much and wanting to run around and do absolutely nothing but RUN AROUND… because being productive makes me mad…

I really need to not lay around tomorrow so I can clean my living room and such.

but knowing my body, i’ll be doubled over feeling like crap on a shoe and I won’t do ANYTHING tomorrow, let alone clean and make my house look like a normal living space.

TMI Tangent time! Plus, the first few days of my period are brutal and really really heavily disgusting and moving at all requires multiple changes of clothes and really, who wants to do all that. Aren’t you glad you read this?!

My poor fiance couldn’t even have his mom come over cuz our living room looks like a christmas tree exploded in it. I still have a box of opened gifts under it and the tree is still there and I really need to clean it and I just can’t make myself do it.

I blame the cold or my lack of energy or something.

and I know if I just go DO IT it won’t be so bad and blah blah blah.

I hate being lazy.

it’s such a curse.

ANYWAY… I had something else, but it’s gone now.

I’m giving up on this entry.

It doesn’t even have any titties in it.