I’m horny, so what. GET ON THE FLO!

Yeah, this survey has way too much graphical sexual whatevertypes for the faint of heart.

huzzah to boredom!

Part 1 – Firsts

1) Age you got your first real kiss? 14. French Kiss. First kiss evar.

2) Age you first felt up someones tits? Well. Um. Er. I’m a girl. So I have some. And I haven’t felt anyone elses. Um. Ok.

3) Age you first got jerked off? What the hell. I can’t do that! I’m a girl!
4) Age you first were given head? I was 20…

5) Age you first had sex? 19
6) Age you first fingered a girl? Uh. Once again. How does that happen when I’m not into girls?
7) Age you first gave oral sex? 20. so gross then. Love it now though. Ha ha!
9) Age you first watched porn? This is scary, cuz I had a friend in second grade who showed me  some. So I was like what.. 8? No wonder I’m so fucked up in the head.

Part 2 – This or That (pick which one you like better)

1) Foreplay or sex? Sex. Now. Hurry up.

2) Hand job or blowjob? Didn’t I say sex? Now? HURRY UP!

3) Long skinny dick, or smaller thicker one?  Small and thick. Not too small. But uhh.. yeah. Wider is better

4) Swallow or don’t? gag and run. Dodge if you can.

5) Briefs or thongs? On a guy? EW TO BOTH. But briefs are ok… ON THE FLO!

6) On a guy.. boxers or briefs? Boxers… where? ON THE FLO!

7) Thong or g-string? ON THE FLO!

8) fingering her or oral? Sex. I’m sick of telling you this.

 

9) Missionary or girl on top? On top… ON THE FLO!

10) Girl on top or doggy style? DOGGY STYLEON THE FLO!

11) Doggy style or missionary? What? Oh god. On the flo already!

12) Anal or no anal?It’ll hurt if I swallow…. Or something.

13) Thong or no underwear at all? None at all.

16) Suck nipple or bite it? Both. With gusto.

17) Rough or gentle? ROUGH ME UP. Only gentle when I’m in looooove. And even then, you better get dirty or I’m gonna beat you up.

18) Spanking or not? Hard and often. Whee!

 

19) Dirty talk or not? Yes. Lots.

20) Roleplay or not? Hmmm, I’d have to see how dumb they looked and if they made me laugh they’d have to stop it.

Part 3 – Would u ever/ Have u ever…..

1) Kiss another guy…if you did, just say so? What? That makes no sense.

2) Jerked off/blown another guy? Ok, this must be the “embarrassing for a boy to answer” part…
3) Watch other people have sex/foreplay? Yeah. Kinky woo!

4) Be in a threesome/orgy? Depends on how much I liked the guy. If I liked him too much, I’d end up hurting whoever else was involved, and that’s just not fun…

5) Videotape yourself masturbating, having sex, etc? I’ve always wanted to. When I get skinny I probably will..

6) Watched a girl masturbate? Um. On porn.

7) Masturbated for a girl? No. but for a boy.. haha!

8) Have sex in a movie theatre? I would love to… I’ve done other things though

 

9) Played while driving? Yep. Ha ha!

10) Flash your dick to strangers? I. don’t. have. One….

Part 4 – Random Stuff

1) Biggest fantasy? Hmmm… Being woken up whilest someone is doing the deed with me. Just thrills me to thinko f that happening. I’m gross.

2) Sexiest lingerie on her? On the FLO!

3) Sexiest outfit? Flo…

4) Best place to be kissed? Neck, wrists… inner thigh too YEOW!

5) Weirdest place you had sex? I feel some de ja vu… cuz like… the staircase is my weirdest.

6) Do you dream/masturbate thinking of an ex? Yes *sad*

7) Masturbate/ jerk off in the shower/bath? Yep. Whee!

8) Do you use KY or other lubricant? For fun, sure. *slide*

9) Cyber?  Ha ha, I used to be the queen of it. Now.. not so much. Boring.b ut the webcam. Mmhmm…

10) Ever throw up giving oral? Not yet…

11) Ever fall asleep when getting head/sex? NO!

12) Ever fake? Yes. Cuz I’m a girl. And that’s what we do half the time. Ha ha.

13) Ever get caught by family member/friend masturbating or having sex? Hmmm… my son walked in on me and stupidass once. That was horrible. I’m glad he was too young to remember it.

14) Ever hook up at school?  Hm. Nope.

15) Ever dress up for sex (costumes and stuff)? Hahah no! but I would!

18) Ever hook up in a bathroom stall or in a public place? Yes, public places rule.

19) Ever been tied up? or blindfolded? Yes, and it’s super fun. But haven’t done it in a long while cuz I can’t just let any old body do that to me.

 

What… it’s over?

ALREADY?!

Waaaaaaaaah.

*Hor-ned*

*HORNALICIOUS*

*hornalingadingdong*

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