i’m a whore

So I’ve decided to do the Hoops Whore’s Survey.. because it’s fun!

And while I do have work to do… it’s more fun than work!

He’d probably love if you stole it and told him about it… (His diary name is Hoops if you haven’t already read him and know who he is…)

but if not… oh well.

It was created by his noters so it’s pretty awesome.

har har.

Ok, so here it is, in all its whorish glory!

 

1. What kind of sound does yellow make?  Wheeeeee!

 
 

1. What is the most unusual object you’ve utilized in a sexual manner? Dont’ look at me funny! I took the knob off the top of one of my canopy bed posts and went at it. It wasn’t that great. I was young and sex deprived! Leave me be (if 22 is considered young enough to be that sex deprived!)

 
 

1.  have you ever eaten a pickle and mustard sandwich? Um… only when i ate all the meat in the previous bite on accident

 
 

1.  What is the worst injury that you have ever received during adventurous sex? I’ve had some wicked bruises and bite marks, do those count?

 
 

1. Have you ever needed ‘first aid’ for sexual acts? Not yet!

 
 

1. When was the last time that you (mentally/physically) stopped in the middle of sex and thought ‘this is all wrong’? The last time I had sex with RS was like that. I thought "I really don’t like this… why am I here? Let me hurry this shit along so he’ll leave" eek!

 
 

1. What is the one thing you said you’d never try but have anyways? Why? Anal sex… I guess I was curious. hahaha.

 
 

1. Where is the strangest place you have ever done it? The most public? Strangest? ummm… staircase at my job. Most public? Car in a public playground parking lot.

 

1. What is your strangest fantasy? ROBOT SEX!!!!!

 
 

1.  Fuzzy handcuffs: Okay, or too kinky?  I’d really like to buy a pair. I have a bedframe now *eyebrow wiggle*

 
 

1.  What is the record for number of times you’ve come during one sex filled night? I think it was something like 11 or 12, but I always lose count after 5 or so cuz my brain shuts down logical calculations. ha ha!

 
 

1.  Pigtails: sexy or innocent? Depends on the outfit

 
 

1.  Is a clean house truly a sign of a wasted life? Not really…

 
 

1.  What is the speed of darkness? when you figure it out, let me know.

 
 

1.  If the temperature today is 0 degrees and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? I really don’t want to know.

 
 

1.  Does everyone who reads Hoops have SEX ON THE BRAIN????? It’s hard not to when you start reading some of it! 

 
 
 

1.  Is the Hokey Pokey really what its all about????  Only if your hokey is not pokeyed…

 
 

1.  How many times a month do you pleasure yourself? I dare not count

 
 

1.  What is the strangest thing that has happen to you during sex? Falling on the floor is sorta strange. It happens!

 
 
 

<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt”> Have you ever had more than 1 sex partner in 1 night? In a 24 hour span, yes, but not just in one night.

 
 
 

1.  Do you allow pictures/video to be taken during sex acts? Sometimes. Baboo has pics of me giving him a bj, but he won’t let me have them!

 
 

1.  If so, what happens to them? They sit inside of his camera hiding from me!

 
 

1.  Have you ever had sex with a person of the same sex? No, but I really haven’t had the opportunity. 

 
 

1.  Have you had sex with more than one person at the same time? Threesome? Foursome? Moresome? Nope. I’d probably kill any other females involved. I just don’t share that easily.

 
 

1.  Oddest thing that has ever turned you on? Hmm, why can I not answer these questions? I just think my turn ons are normal now. I do love a good set of hands and eyebrows and a nice mouthful of teeth.

 
 

1.  Will you post a picture of your boobs? Well, OD probably wouldn’t like that. My bf probably wouldn’t care…

 
 

1.  What is the oddest object in your home? I don’t have any odd pictures hung.

 
 

1.  When was the last time you relieved yourself without going to a bathroom? And where did you do your business? Wow, I haven’t pee’d outside in ages… and no, i don’t use diapers… I guess I pee’d in the shower last night! ha ha…

 
 

1.  Use five words to describe where you are in life right now: Learning, Struggling, Trying, Smiling, Screaming

 

1.  What is the most romantic thing that has been done for you? Surprise flowers on Valentines Day this year

 
 

1.  What is your kinkiest fantasy? Didn’t I answer this? ROBOT SEX!!! hahaha. And probably some school girl outfit, some bondage and whipped cream.

 
 

1.  If you had to do your holiday shopping for everyone in only one store what store would you pick? Wal mart bitches!

 
 

1.  Do you belong to a gym? Unfortunately, I do. damn you Bally’s!!!!

 
 

1.  What one thing have you done that most people haven’t? Uhhhh… I’d say be homeschooled through Highschool during the 90’s when it wasn’t very popular and actually quite new and evil.

 
 

1.  What is the kindest thing you have ever done? I don’t know. I once gave $200 bucks to my aunt for no reason other than she was struggling. Maybe putting up with my bio mom for all those years just to have her kick my ass… ya know… i have no idea. i’m not kind.

 
 

1.  You are camping alone in the woods and can only bring three items, what three items do you bring? Fire, Food, a giant knife!

 
 

1.  Which is more important to you: love or money? Love, but I would take some money if you want to give it to me too!

 
 

1.  What is the most exotic (to the Western palate) food you have ever eaten, and where was it eaten? Oh jeesh, I dunno. I tried seaweed chocolate once. I was in 4th grade and it was gross.

 
 

1. &nbsp;What is one thing you want to accomplish before you die?  I’d love to own a house and establish a lifelong home for my children to come back to.

 

1.  do you think people get their tongue pierced for the sexual experiments or for looks? I doubt it’s primarily sexual, but who knows!

 
 

1.  Do you think you’ll survive a zombie apocalypse? But of course, cuz I rule!

 
 

1.  How many times have you imagined Hoops naked? *eyebrow wiggle* hahahahah.

 
 

1.  Wouldn’t it be awesome to be Spongebob for a day? I’d love to live in a pineapple under the sea!

 
 

1.  Was Princess Leia a slut? She did kiss her brother…

 
 

1.  Describe the perfect boob. Plump round and soft. hahahah. I’d like a large B, small C.

 
 

1.  If you could become invisible only when you stole something, what would you steal first? Keys to some sort of bank or vault so I could turn invisible again so i could steal a bunch of money! whee!

 
 

1.  What is the best "Thursday sucks and then you die" -ism that Hoops has come up with recently? If you can’t think of one, make up your own so he can be jealous! Oh, so much fodder to choose from! I would have to go back and read a few, he’s come up with some good ones! There was one about mucus and eating it or something that was particularly wrong… heh

  

1.  How many people do you talk dirty to online? None anymore. I’m a good girl now. I do talk sex, but I dont’ think thats dirty if you’re not flirting!

 
 
49.This has obviously become a survey about sex…sort of. But really, did you expect anything different?  I guess not!
 
 
50.What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever inadvertently had in your mouth? a spoonful of sour cream. ewwww.

 
 
51.What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever deliberately put in your mouth? some ugly guys weiner… *gag* 
 
 
52.Multiple choice: Doritos, Fritos, or Cheetos? doritos! mmm!

 

 

53.Name three things currently hidden in your bedroom? Something I use when I’m masturbating (ha ha), condoms (so my kids wont’ see them) and a bunch of junk hidden under my bed!

 
 
54.Have you ever attempted a DIY project? Uh… no.
 
 
 
55.What was it?
 
 
 
56.Did you succeed, or did you end up having to call in the professionals to fix your mistakes?

 
 
57.What is something that you usually crave to eat, or something you find especially yummy, that everyone else looks at you sideways for? Hmmmm… my cravings are pretty normal. sorry!
 
 
58.Have you ever watched shows like "Paranormal State," "Rescue Mediums," or "Most Haunted"?
 
Yep! But I don’t take them as serious as Ghost Hunters.
 
59.Do you believe in ghosts or the paranormal?
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I do. We are not alone ooOOOooo
 
60.If yes, do you believe you have ever had an actual paranormal experience? I have.

 
 
61.The song(s) you want played at your funeral is/are…?
 
I really don’t know.
 
62.Your OD crush(es)? (Everyone has at least one.)
 
He’s my boyfriend. hahahah
 
63.Have you ever broken a bone? Nope!

 
 
64.Where is the best/most inappropriate/most embarrassing place you have cut an audible reeker? Wasit by accident or design?
 
During sex. it was awkward, then funny… then awkward again!
 
65.If you were forced at gunpoint to lick a sweaty asshole or a sweaty armpit, which would you choose and why? I’d choose a babies armpit. Baby sweat isn’t that bad!!!! I don’t think I’d go for the butt… but a babys sweaty butt probably isn’t so bad either! hahahahaha.
but i guess that’s sorta gross, licking babies.
 
oops!
 
wow that was long.
if you got this far. wooty woo for you!
45 minutes till lunch!
i’m stahvin!