if this makes sense, you get a cookie!

 

Um.

I haven’t had sex all year.

That is fun to say in a tragic way. I’ve said it twice today. oh more rhymes hooray! oh shit, i forgot what i wanted to say.

 

ok enough of that crap.

um.

yeah.

no sex.

no prospects of sex.

though, young college boy of dorm sex fame (if you know you know, if you don’t ya don’t) messaged me yesterday all interested.

Whatevah.

He’s what… 24 or so now?

or wait… maybe only 22.

ha ha.

so young and delicious.

whatever again cuz… like.

yeah whatever.

i’m having a crazy day.

i did some work but most of my time was spent hoping my computer would work and then having someone come fix it.

i finally got a telephone though!

What else.

Nothing.

the bill collectors have been surprisingly quiet.

hmmm, maybe they all died!

fat chance.

maybe wells fargo got my proof of insurance and will LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. But i will still write them a letter on Friday with all the pertinent documentations. and crap.

i will also without a single doubt in my mind also be writing a letter to send with the other documentations to the car loan people for dickfuckforbrains car.

oh yes.

indeed.

and what else.

ummm.

i have little tasty hamburger patties at home. i made them last night.

i shall have one for dinner.

perhaps one little patty will fill me.

no it won’t.

i haven’t masturbated for a few days.

sex feels… empty.

orgasms feel worse.

it’s the adjustment.

*sigh*

i sorta wish RS would surface and try to run up into my face again. That would be pleasant. and I’d enjoy the run uppedness. I would also like a pony.

well not a real pony.

a pony pinata.

full of money.

i’d beat it to death and steal its innards.

 

god why am i still here.

oh cuz i have 10 more minutes. i can’t possibly do anything of worth in 10 minutes.

that’s why i am here. dear friends.

i could do this crazy survey i found.

but bleh, answering questions is the last thing i want to do.

i’d rather like to avoid them.

i took some pictures of my hair but i’m too lazy to upload them.

my hair has autumn colors.

i’m backasswards yo.

but i need dah moneh.

it prints da moneh!

 

that’s only funny in my head.

most things are only funny in my  head.

 

I’ve been so good today. I have not succombed to the desire to call GK. He hasn’t called me either, so oh well, right? It doesn’t matter because… we are growing apart.

I still love that idiot. but…. i guess this is how it will be. and we will fade into acquaintences and blah diddy blah. and once again i’ll be friendless.

what else is new?

maybe when i move i’ll be forced to make friends.

oh shit, that’s what i could be doing, looking at apt. listings.

boy am i a dumbass…