If I can’t identify it, I’m not eating it!!!!

 

 

 

 

Can you believe this is only my SECOND entry today? Yeah, I’m in shock too.

So today was this Asian Pacific Islander potluck dealy at my job, cuz I guess it’s their month… or something. I’m all for it. Celebrate! woo!

So I wasn’t really all that jazzed about eating their food though. I’m not big on eating random peoples cooking, but when I got drug down there it looked like it was catered. So I had the following

*One tiny slice (like an inch long) of this sausage. it was sweet and good

*One forkfull of noodles.

*One spoon of rice

*Three pieces of this beef stuff, sorta like broccoli beef but with bok choy or whatever it’s called

*one tiny mini eggroll thing

*a small brownie bite square

*cup of punch.

wow, thrilling.

here is what i did NOT try

*weird sausage that didn’t look cooked with this nasty pale pink sauce stuff

*nasty mayonaise noodle salad bleck

*nasty shrimp balls that were orange

*fried rice with orange eggs in it

*Weird sweet and sour pork looking stuff

*lots of other weird dishes of unidentifiables

*shrively fried pork pieces of bleck

*more nasty

*weird jello on top of mooshy nasty

*i don’t know, it was nasty!!!

So in all I ate about 8 bites of food.

Then I came up and ate the lunch I brought which was half of a slice of pizza my son didn’t want last night and 10 popcorn chicken balls.

whatever.

i feel like a damn whale.

if I have time I will do at least 20 minutes of work out tonight.

CAN YOU BELIEVE I LEAVE IN AN HOUR AND 10 MINUTES?!

I can’t believe it either.

I wish I got off 2 hours early EVERY DAY and still got paid *le sigh*

Anyhow, at this potluck they had a little presentation:

*A Board of Public Works (that’s the division I work for) member talking about… whatever

*Some asian guy singing Elvis *blink*

*An Indian (from India!) talking about mail… or something… just stuff in India. But like… he was like telling the statistics of mail delivery. I don’t know why… eh?

*A philipino chick singing a song in philipino language about loving the phillipinnes. i spelled that wrong. i know this. shut it.

*the first lady then asked for volunteers to hula dance! They tried to make me and I glared with evil. So about 4 others got up and they danced this hula. The main lady was sorta cute doing it, older and from Hawaii she was. It was cute. Hula looks fun, but i don’t want to try it like that!

*I was sitting in the sun and I was burning so we left. My boss got a tan already! ha ha!

So that was that.

yay for leaving soon.

I feel like a whale. I don’t even WANT dinner. But I’ll order something and eat it tomorrow at lunch I guess.

I totally forgot that Jacob was all "Is "he" going to dinner with us to Chili’s?"

It was cute cuz Jacob sort of has a love hate relationship with him. ha ha. But yeah, he wanted him to come. but "he" can’t so i said "He’s busy"

and Jacob was like "Oh yeah" like he already knew that. so funny.

 

so yeah, on a totally DIFFERENT note.

i wanna have sex.

like now.

thanks for listening.

later!

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May 29, 2008

I am cracking up at your samplet plate. I would have done the same thing. I can imagine Jacob saying that (in the voice of my own kids of course) kids are so cute.

HAH! Try being at a LUAU on MAUI, drunk, and having thin, beautiful hula dancers PULL YOU UP ONSTAGE to learn how to hula. Pffft. Worst day of my LIFE!

May 29, 2008

I WANNA LEARN HOW TO HULA, I don’t know why, but not the hawaiian hula, the Tahitian hula, now that is some butt moving stuff.

May 29, 2008

i put anything in my mouth that anyone gives me because i’m a fuckin champ unlike SOME PEOPLE (LIKE THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS ENTRY (YOU))

May 29, 2008

asian singing elvis and shriveled pork! WOOOOOAH, sounds great;)

May 29, 2008

If you can’t indentify huh, should use that on chicks that try to trick me into going down. They would probably just turn on the lights though…

May 29, 2008

For what it’s worth, hi again. I’m just going through my notes to make sure that I’ve replied to everyone who has sent me notes. Yes, I do have a life; I just dont have much of one thanks to that so-and-so that hit me in the head and made me go to the hospital.

May 30, 2008

Have you ever had Vietnamese egg rolls? Our friends’ mom makes them, and they ROCK.

May 30, 2008

Random: I’m like that… people are like try this and I am like… WTF is it? Yeah… no.