i wish i was cool too…

I wish I was cool.

Or at least sorta cool.

But I’m not.

I’m a dork and I’m clumsy and my sense of humor is a bit demented and I like video games and zombies and hate people and being in public.

 

I’m not cool.

I have people who are ‘my people"… but guess what? You’re probably cooler than me.

I have to pee.

 

the end.

 

 

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I dunno…you seem kind of cool and interesting to me. besides, the cool kids I knew never grew up past high school. The dorks rule the world!

RYN: I work for a small family owned company. Including the president of the company (my boss), there are only 13 employees. It would be hard to come up with something… BUT my coworker and I were talking and we think that my boss should type up a memo that goes in our paychecks (that’s how important stuff gets to us) that says something about hygiene. Maybe she’ll get the hint?

I think you’re awesome. You’re definitely one of the most interesting people on this site, in my opinion. <3

we all think you’re cool. that’s why we keep coming back 🙂

February 2, 2012

I wish I had an awesome dragon 🙁

February 2, 2012

Youre not cool, your HOT! 🙂

You’re the coolest girl I know. True story. That’s why you are my BBFF4L&OS. <3

Pssh girlwhatyoutalkin’about? All of that makes you super cool.

Ha, I thought we got out of the different stages including cool after high school. We are who we are, at least you’re kick ass!

February 2, 2012

RYN: Ah man, I was hoping they didn’t talk so much when they got older! lol

see you are my type of people. Hell had this been another time, I’d asked you out for a beer! hope you are feeling better…

February 2, 2012

your cool to me 🙂 give Nugget a tummy pat for me 🙂

But I think you’re cool. Nobody ever thinks they’re as cool as other people do.

February 2, 2012

Your description of yourself makes me want to pee too.

February 2, 2012

ryn:….THAT..is a good idea. Mayhaps I will rekindle that.

You are cool, the people around you just suck and dont get you because they are sheep and its in not in the sheep rules to like anyone outside their preset group. Their loss.

February 2, 2012

Yeah everyone can get those thoughts every now and then.

February 2, 2012

RYN: Thanks.

February 2, 2012

duuuuuh, everyone knows dorks are cool. and now you do too. knowledge is power sista!

February 3, 2012

I think you are cool, all multicultural and saying FART!!! and stuff. Quit it. You’re cool.

I’m not cool. I don’t want to be cool. Too much pressure. Dorks of the world unite!

Blah being a dork is the new cool so you are cool and you didn’t even know it! Wicked eh?

February 3, 2012

i think u are pretty dang cool. you wrote a zombie book….nuff said.

You’re cool to me, Mama Bear. (^_^) You wrote a book, love video games, and a strong person! ♥

February 3, 2012

Been. There. :/ I think you’re cooler than me. You think other people are cooler than you… We’re all cool in our own ways, mama. 😉 *snaps*

February 3, 2012

I think you’re waaaay cool!!!