I want to fall face first into a plate of pizza!

I’m in such a mood right now.

i’m tired and ugh. I’m also still full from lunch.

And I just wish I could go home and fall into my bed and sleep for 12 hours and be happy.

But noooo…

I’ll go home and be  HUNGRY. 

Then I’ll fall into the TV trap.

(I MIGHT do some DDR, but I’m not sure… bleh!)

Then it’ll turn into 11 at night and I’ll be like "damn, I should have gone to bed 2 hours ago!" and I’ll wake up tomorrow feeling like a marshmallow on the bottom of  a shoe that was roasted but fell off the stick and got trampled.

*sigh*

And my ever so awesome walkman is just now getting to the last little bar on the battery.. so it’s gone about 5 days without needing to be charged! I like that lots!

So that means I’ll have to turn on my computer when I get home (the ONE annoying thing is that I have to turn on the PC for it to charge. boo!) which means I’ll be distracted by crap and yeah…

blah.

I also have to call my kids at 7 when my minutes are free. so forget just falling face first into ANYTHING.

*sob sob sobbily*

did I mention my chinese food left overs were DELICIOUS?!

They were ever so delicious. Ever so fine!

An hour and some change left of work.

I don’t want to be heeeeereeeee

heree?

whatever.

did I write about how stupid fucking JImmy (my old landlord) wrote up this detailed "invoice" about how messy I left the rooms? I could have blown my head off (or stabbed him the face!). I threw my fucking back out sweeping and mopping and hand scrubbing those mother fucking floors and walls and that fucker had the nerve to say the bedrooms were left a disaster.

fuck him.

I will never be bothered with him again. He just wanted some professional hooplah and he got it.

and now I owe fucking Eddie another 100 bucks.

I’m gonna see about splitting it into two payments of 50.

UGH!

Just ugh!!!!

I hope I don’t get a cable bill this month. I probably will.

I don’t know why I’m so delusional.

I really want some french fries.

But they are evil.

EEEEVVVVIIIIILLLLLL….

*SIGH*

happier thoughts… VEGAS!

However, I have not done any research. I better do some when I get home.

I think I"m gonna pick 3 to 5 things I MUST SEE each day. And then leave the rest up to whimsy.

Must not be too structured (*handcuffs control freak*) whilst in Vegas. I know when I go to amusement parks I get all crazy and military minded and I want to plot the course with military time (and I don’t even know how to really calculate military time, cept it sounds cooler to say o-one hundred hours than 1 o clock. damn it!!!) and if we don’t make it where I plan I get all pissed off and angry.

I should probably take a few chill pills…

I actually did lots of work today.

Aren’t you proud of me?

god, i’d kill for a slice of pizza right now.

but I shall wait because the children are coming and I have a coupon for FREE PIZZA and I shall take them to Costco and we shall get it!!! And eat it!!! I will try to only eat ONE SLICE… and pair it with a giant monster salad that has ears and googly eyes but longs to be eaten, and i’ll drink copious amounts of water until I burst.

I don’t even really know wath COPIOUS means, cept it means what I think it means and therefore I can use it in a sentence and I really don’t feel too bad.

wow.

my entries are spiraling into the crazy again.

I bet there is a pattern.

I wish I’d bleed.

I should have put THAT in my TMI entry.

cuz seriously, who wants to be thinking about periods and maxi pads and tampons and leakage and cramps and hormones (that make you moody and angry and shifty and whiney and crying and stupid!!!) when you just want to run around madly with money flying from your pocket like a streamer and alcohol flowing from a tube to your brain and dribbling out of your bladder in spurts and gushes … and… and…

I want to do a paint pic of that…

Me in Vegas… a 5 part series of all my imaginings of what Vegas will be like.

I’ll start tomorrow!

One a day!

I probably won’t, but it’s fun to think about.

I’m gonna go.

Cuz guess what.

I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

WHEEEE!!!!! *DEATH*