I want to be an asian whore…

oh! With all my babbling I forgot my dream!

*ahem*

I was on a reality show to try and become an asian whore.

DON’T ASK.
I don’t know why! But like, ok, so I was in a room with a bunch of hot asian chicks with like the anime schoolgirl uniforms on and pigtails and big bangs. ha! and there was this host and he was all "First contest will be the LEGS! you will be judged by how sexxxxxy your legs are!"

And I was like OH NO! I DIDN’T SHAVE! so i’m scrambling around to see if anyone would let me borrow their razor and stuff, so i found all tehse random weird razors that didn’t work right and I finally found an electric one that worked really good,b ut then baboo came!

but for some reason, he looked like this guy on a soap opera! (sonny corinthos from general hospital, if you watch it) and i STARTED GIVING HIM A HAIRCUT. i don’t know! and then i run out to get my legs judged and it’s this guy rubbing on legs and stuff.

and then they are like "Now the boobies!"

and we had to like… push our cleavage out for inspection.

it was just strange.

and the prize was getting to sleep with this rich guy for a year.

I don’t even remotely understand it.

but there it is.

i woke up to the sound of rain and feeling dirty.

dirty as sin.

I don’t even know why it had to be asians, but there we were. I am not asian (and have nothing against anyone who is, you’re all my peeps yo!)…. so i don’t get it.

that is all.

carry on.