i saw that!!!!

Yeah, so I just walked into the bathroom and caught some old lady checking out her butt in the mirror.

lol.

She just smiled at me and kept looking.

WELL ALRIGHTY THEN!

So yesterday… in bullets (that eventually deteriorate into a rant. lol)

*I went to pick up my kids at the normal time. It was back to school night and there were a bunch of parents waiting to get into the auditorium (which is relaly small, why do they make them so small? I remember them seeming so big!), so I went to the gate, but it was locked.

*I went into the office to see how to get to my kids, who were inside the gates. They told me to go around to the side gate.

*I went to the side gate and it was locked. So I walked all the way back to the office.

*The office was locked now as well.

*I went to a woman handing out flyers. She said she saw them going to the side gate.

*So I went back (mind you, this is about one large blocks worth of walking, the entire length of the school, in 98 degree super heat…)

*Guess what, it wasn’t opened.

*I go BACK to the office, still locked, to the gate and wait for about 10 minutes before I yelled for a counselor (I could see my kids but couldn’t get to them) and she said I had to go through the auditorium.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!!

someone says they are opening another gate on the far end of the school.

*I go over there, it’s NOT OPENED.

*I go back and wait the rest of the 15 minutes and have to fight with this horde of demon parents to get into this stupid auditorium when all I want is to get my kids. I do NOT want to go to back to school night! I have shit to do!

*so I push and shove and act completely insane to get through to the bottom of this mob… believe me, I couldn’t have been polite if I had wanted to. These parents are insane!

I get to my kids and they act like I’M LATE! WHAT YOU LUNATICS! I’M NOT LATE!

I get my kids and when I get back to the auditorium, they had LOCKED US OUT.

Oh bitch please… the rage was upon me!

So I hammered on the door and interrupted their little presentation and walked right in front of everyont and pushed my way to the back of the mob which was crowded into the doorways like sardines (surely a fire hazard!) and finally got to go home.

I was just DONE with that bullshittery!

So I get home and my beef roast came out SO YUM! It was tender falling off the bone. mmmm.

I went to get Baboo and we did the gym for about half an hour and went home (that’s when I foudn out the other stupid thing)

then we ate (I only ate a little) and I was just feeling crapalicious and scared and sad so I went to bed (before 10!!!)…

only to be woken up around midnight to my frisky man assaulting my vagina! lol.

I guess it wasn’t an assault. lol.

but I was having this crazy dream about being in Junior high when suddenly I’m wide awake looking back at him as he’s spreading my legs. ha ha… I was like "what ar eyou doing?!"

hahahahah.

but the sex was gooooooood. rawr!

And then I went back to sleep and he woke me up AGAIN!!!!

And more good sex ensued (though I was a bit more delirious the second time around) and once again (we are just gluttons for punishment) we didn’t use protection and he pulled out. I KNOW THIS DOESN’T WORK, and while we will both be ok with me getting pregnant, it’s still outside of the preferred timeline if we do it now. My plan of NOT worrying about being pregnant this next month is getting foiled!

Of course, maybe my ovaries are broken and I wont’ be able to have any kids. blah.

Anyway, the second time he woke me up (lol) they were showing that Gangs of the Dead movie i got from Netflix a few weeks ago on Showtime! So weird! It’s totally old (like from 2007 or 2008) and totally BAD, I never thought they’d actually show it anywhere!

So yeah, that was funny.

but the sex was good.

mmm sex.

I tried to look at him like he was crazy for staying up so late and banging me twice….

but  baboo was all "you know you want me to do that…"

lol… ok so he’s right!

anyway, i’m pretty tired today and i didn’t take out anything to cook for dinner. It IS payday, and we usually have something fun on payday. So I’m not sure. Maybe we’ll have pizza.

I’m craving pizza.

or some other crap.

blah.

Baboo can have leftovers. He always makes faces at fast food. There is still roasted chicken and beef… so we’ll see.

the ovary bubble (I’ll name it that for now) is really bothering me right now.

Id ont’ want to call the doctor at work.

it will be weird if someone hears me say "yeah,i need to make an appointment for my VAGINA!!!!"

ok ok, so i wouldnt’ say that, but "pap exam" (i hate HATE HATE THE WORD SMEAR!!!) and gynecologist and physical all seem weird to say while at work.

I was about to try and compromise with Baboo and make the call on friday, but if I want to get an appt anytime soon (like friday or monday) I need to call today. So i’ll just go outside with my cell and use a break or whatever.

BLAH!

just blah.

i hate hate HATE doctors.

oh well.

whatever.

now i’m upset.

I dont’ feel like editing.

enjoy the typos!