I know who you are… Hater!!!!

 I know who you are.

What? You think my boyfriend… oh wait… scratch that… FIANCE wouldn’t tell me about some hater leaving him some note about how he’s gonna get "locked in" to a relationship with me and we have nothing in common.

Exscuse me hater… you have any idea what you’re talking about.

We have plenty in common.

The fact that we aren’t identical twins and have the same exact set of likes and dislikes doesn’t mean that we aren’t compatible. It’s actually a good thing that he has his own set of interests that are vastly different from mine. We compliment each other and expose each other to new things and new ideas. It’s refreshing when he pulls me out of my comfort zone, even if he has to do it while i kick and scream and throw a fit. I’ve done the same for him.

and the terms of our sex life really isn’t going to be a breaking point for us.

It may not happen as often as I want it, but I’m insanely frisky and I want to mope and pout about it… and so I shall.

You may not have wanted to be facetious, but my dear… YOU ARE because you thought it was a good idea to note his diary privately and you actually thought he wouldn’t bring it up to me.

These diaries are simply a single snapshot of our lives. ESPECIALLY HIS… which he doesn’t even update that often… and rarely when he’s sober… so why would you choose to base any opinions on that????

I just really took offense to the "locked into this relationship for the rest of your life blah blah blah you have nothing in common blah blah blah" statements.

We’ve been together for over a year and we have no intentions on stopping. I didn’t brow beat or coerce him into proposing to me or giving me a ring. He did it because he wanted to. We even talked about what we want for our wedding and we are on the same page.

He’s fucking awesome… and oh my GOD… SO AM IIIII!!!

I know I should NOT have devoted an entry to you, but it just pissed me off.

My original entry was gonna be a few lines… something like : fuck off you fucking hater. if you want to ask questions like that, why do you have to hide behind favorites only, lurking around diaries like that. I wouldn’t have minded at all if you had just been up front, but obviously, you think you know something.

well ummm.

you don’t.

If you please, do NOT read my diary anymore.

and if I can find a way to block you… I will. (Even though I know you are hiding behind a favorites only diary that doesn’t even have entries, so you do this thing because it’s some sort of fun for you… and you don’t want to be personally identified as the hater if you actually DO have a real OD somewhere)

I’ll refrain from trying to block you  for a little bit, but then I’m gonna do all I can (including contacting thesomeone and trying to block your IP from being able to read me. I DO have OD plus….) to make sure you can’t read me anymore and make these FACEITIOUS assumptions.

Enjoy it while it lasts little trolly mctrollface!

I know, I’m not being much more diginified… but it just pokes my crazy girl button when this stuff happens.

YES, I’M A CRAZY GIRL!!!

and guess what.. Baboo likes it.

Oh he does.

He laughs that I’m writing this.

I’m not sure if he’s gonna dignify that note you left with a response. I really don’t care.

He actually thought you were one of MY readers.

I don’t recognize you and so that isn’t true.

I don’t mind lurkers. I lurk a lot of diaries. But I would NEVER go around slithering like a little snake leaving private notes like that… ignorant and without any merit.

Maybe you were curious, but don’t be a douche about it next time.

Just be up front. I get a lot of questions like that and it doesn’t bug me. But to go behind my back like that is crossing a line and as you can see, I just don’t tolerate it well…

oh, and by the way, we had some amazing crazy monkey sex last night.

If you care to know.