I didn’t get the memo

Why didn’t anyone tell me it was "walk too close to Monique" day?!!!

Seriously!!!

It happened all morning.

I’m walking up to the train station and this group of three people is up my butt. I had to practically skp and hop to stay ahead of them.

(No, I don’t know WHY they didn’t just go around me, since the sidewalk is huge!)

Then I get on the train, creepy yelling guy sits in my car. He never sits in my car. It makes me nervous, especially since I was sorta mean to him.

Fast forward to getting off the train… CREEPY GUY IS ALL UP MY BUTT.

I almost screamed because he scared me. I didn’t even realize he was there until I turned to check what was behind me and his face is like RIGHT THERE , like a damn boogeyman!!!

So I ran away from him. (I sure hope he doesn’t do this every day.)

I’m almost to work and I am passing an area with cones on the sidewalk. It makes it very narrow. I glance at a parking meter and realize there is yet ANOTHER MAN UP MY ASS.

Look, people. I don’t like anal. Move along!!!!

He finallly went around me and I noticed he had a hole in the butt of his pants. 

Methinks he should stop picking his buttocks.

Anyway, that was the fun of the day and I hope it does not continue.

Last night I ate pizza.

I really needed it. 

If I didn’t get the pizza, I was sure I was going to die.

I feel shame though. It was a bad choice. I hope it doesn’t make me regain. but whatever.

the pizza was freaking AWESOME.

mmmm lickety lick.

Did I mention the movie I watched on Monday? 

We watched this flick called "Moon"… one of my favs reccomended it. It was pretty good. Trippy, but good.

I think I watched another movie over the weekend, but hell if I remember it at all.

I really do think I have short term memory loss. I forget what day it is, if I have plans, what my name is.

I swear, I think "oh! I’m gonna write about that in my diary" and in the time it takes to open the "write an entry" screen… I lose it.

Should I take some ginko?

BILOBA!!!

That word makes me laugh.

Hi, my name is biloba.

*crickets*

Ok, it’s just me.

Wanna hear the best news of the day?

I’M HAVING A SPICY CHICKEN BOWL!!!

*dance dance dance*

I should take a picture of it for you guys.

Maybe it will be less orange.

I wish that I could share it with you, but the place the serves it is only in Socal.

So I guess you will all have to come visit me and we can go have spicy chicken bowls!

It could be fun.

Oh, it could.

anyhow, I should go find something to pretend to do today.

ha ha.

*but i’m really crying on the inside* 

I have a new OD crush. mmmm crush crush crush

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