I can’t wait till I’m a head in a jar…

I really don’t want to do work I don’t need to do.

And I really don’t have that much work that I have to do.

I’m doing a lot of phone call stuff, which is fine. Call call, blah blah, hit me in the rah rah.

Lunch, is, so, far, away.

Like an hour and a half really?

damn.

I could probably take my entire hour today  and still leave an hour early and nobody would really notice or care.

It makes me want to scream.

SCREAM I SAY!!!

I ate two donut holes this morning. DUMB ME. so that means i don’t even get a snack.

did you know donut holes are evil? so good. so evil. soooooo horribly good.

so yeah.

hole it.

hole on wait a donut.

shut up, you have to hear it in my (hold on, wait a minute… like in that song… nevermind… argh)

i wish I could just like PROJECT what my brain is like, and then people could just plug into it and experience it.

maybe in the future when i’m a head in a jar… (futurama throwback)

anyway, so i found this dumb survey and I’ll just do it.

why you say?

oh cuz… i can. and you’ll read it! read it! or run waay! click back, x strobe effect whatily what woo.

SEE, WHEN I GET BORED I LOSE IT.

whatever it is, it hates my bored brain.

COMMENCE!

object: Is to fill this out about you and your significant other or your most recent ex if your not in a relationship with anybody…

*1-What are your middle names?
Nicole and Ery ha ha. he hates that I know his middle name too *sticks out tongue*

*2- How long have you been together?
Well, in a few weeks 7 damn months bitch. Put that in your pipe and smoke it long and hard. This is pretty close to my record 8 months. It makes me happy.

*3-How long did you know each other before you started dating?
Well, our first date (even though we didn’t call it that. we called it hanging out so we could see if we wanted to bone, and then boning after.  ha ha) was after like a month and a half or so of talking… but before we were a "we".. it was like 8 months.

*4-Who asked who out?
We both wanted to hang out at first, but I was the instigator when it actually went down.

*5-How old are each of you?
We are both 29. Awww so cute.

*6-What are your astrological signs?
Aries and Leo. Eep!

*7-How tall are each of you?
Uhh, I"m 5’1 and I thin he’s 5’7 or something. I dunno. he’s taller than me!

*8-Who’s mother do/did you see the most?
eh? He see’s his mom and I see mine. ha ha. but I haven’t met his, he has met mine (step mother)

*9-Who’s siblings do/did you see the most?
Once again, he’s only met mine, i have not met his yet.

*10-Do you have any children together?
*chokes and dies*

no.

*11-Do you have any pets?
Not really. He can have a kitten if he wants it. *wink*

*12-If so, what kind?

we don’t, i’m just kidding

*13-Whats<span style="color:#cc99ff”> the hardest thing on you as a couple?
Hmmm, probably our relationship styles and execution of our goals.

*14-What do you both do for a living?
He’s a giant computer nerdy guy and I’m a govt lackey

*15-Is that what you went to school for?
I think he wanted to, but I actually went to school to be a teacher.

*16-Did you go to the same school?
Nope

*17-Are you from the same hometown?
Ha! no!

*18-Do you live in the same town now?
Sorta… but not really.

*19-Who is the smartest?
Me! That’s not even a question.

*20-Who is the most sensitive?
Me… hahah, but he has his moments.

*21-Where do/did you eat out most as a couple?
Denny’s HAHAHAHAHAHA.

*22-Where do/did you shop the most as a couple?
7-11 *snort*

*23-Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple?
Uhhh, to my brothers house… like 30 miles away

*24-Who has the best group of friends?
I do! Especially since we share a friend so that makes my group just that much better. ha ha. But I guess his friends (who don’t get him into trouble) are pretty cool.

*25-Who has the craziest exes?
Hmmm, who cares.

*26-Who has the worst temper?
Me…

*27-Who does/did the cooking?
I always cook crazily for him cuz he makes me nervous…

*28-Who is more social?
He claims he isn’t, but he definitely is.

*29-Who is the neat-freak?
I don’t think either of us is.

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*31-Who is the most stubborn?
I am, definitely.

*32-Who hogs/hogged the bed?
I think I do but we are pretty even.

*33-Who wakes/woke up earlier?
I do.

*34-Where was your first date?
We went to the movies and then to his bed. muahahahah.

*35-Who said I Love You first?
We don’t really say that out loud… but i’m sure i said it first back in december when the big show down happened.

*37-Who has the bigger family?
Me

*38-Do/Did you give/get flowers often?
Never

*39-How do/did you spend the holidays?
 We probably won’t, maybe some day around them.

*40-Who is/was more jealous?
I am way more jealous, I’m getting good at controlling it though.

*41-Do/Did you have little pet names for each other?
Yes, aww baboo!

*42-How long did it take to get serious?
8 + months

*43-Who eats more?
Me *oink*

*44-Who sings better?
Me…

*45-Who’s older?
waaaah… me!

*46-Who does/did the laundry?
the invisible maid

*47-Who does/did the dishes?
that lovely invisible maid does! she rocks!

*48-Who sleeps/slept on the right side of the bed?
hmmm, well depends on which way you face right? uhhh… i think he does tho

*49-Who snores?
I do, and so does he, but for some reason i like it.

*50-Who’s better with the computer?
He is definitely. It makes me hot when he’s like "clickety clack" all fast doing computer nerdy code stuff. it makes me wanna give him bj’s for hours…

*51-Who drives/drove when you are/were together?
I drive, cuz i’m legal. but i like it better when he does.

*52-Who picks/picked where you go to dinner?
usually i pick first and then he changes it.

*53-Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
we do it when it happens. i think we’re good on that.

*54-Who named your pet?
my butt.

*55-Who kissed who first?
He kissed me. it was super nice too. *swoon*

*57-Who’s taller?
Of course he is!

*58-Who wears/ wore the pants in the relationship?
He does. He checks me all the time. I really appreciate that.

*60-Who has more money?
Me, I have a dime! He only has a nickel…

*61-Who has more tattoos?
we don’t have them. But I’ll probably get one long before he does.

*62-Who eats more sweets?
I’m gonna say he does… but I probably do. ha ha.

*64-Who has the older car?
Me… 

*65-Who has bigger dreams?
I think my dreams are BIG and attainable, his are HUGE and harder to reach. He wants perfection. I just want to be happy. I think his dreams are bigger.

*66-Are you two still a couple?
yes, and that makes me very happy.