I can swallow narnia

You’ve got up to 1 paragraph at the beginning of an entry to interest me.

lol.

I bet a lot of people get bored stupid silly coming here.

i’m clicking random because I’m no good to read and note with purpose. I’m SO GLAD I’m leaving early today. I just wouldn’t make it otherwise.

my attention span is

 

i want cook

what is

water

pee

poop

fart

splat

mat

rat

kindergarden rhymes

manic?

depressive

sex?

NO

watching a boys butt

guilt

i want to be a vampire

kill

hi

you

me

friends?

puppies so cute

furry black and brown

oh damn i have to wash my booshy cats of flee bags.

FLEE!!!!

YAWN NINE TIMES.

why can’t i concentra

 

and goodbye.

it’s almost like having one of those strokes where you love control of your ability to speaktypespeakbleakmeekfreak.

AND I’M TIRED.

i was leaving.

whatever.

leave me alone

but bring cupcakes.

i just yawned so big i swallowed narnia.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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October 14, 2011

Mmmmm cupcakes

October 14, 2011

you had me at *splat*

October 14, 2011

haha, i was going to say mmm cupcakes too but someone else beat me to it.

October 14, 2011

hey at least the walking dead is on Sunday!

October 14, 2011

A whole paragraph? That’s generous

October 14, 2011

I find when I random I often don’t even read more than a sentence before the terrible color and font choices force me to flee…it must not kill my eyes to read…

HA! You are too entertaining to be boring.

October 14, 2011

Yeah my attention span is kind of sketchy itself.

October 14, 2011

Wait… manic depressive sex, what?

October 14, 2011

Ohhhh you’re great 🙂 Love ya!

I keep finding you on random. 😉 I lurk each time!

October 15, 2011

RYN: Thank you.

October 16, 2011

RYN: Cheers hun 🙂 yeah it’s pretty good 😀 one battle I dont need to fight later in life now haha 🙂

October 16, 2011

And you never woke up! I am giggling about fleeing random diaries due to color and font atrocity, above or below if you read your notes from my notes like the whole universe does. Hi. Come back.

October 17, 2011

I get too sidetracked really quickly. That is why I type like 94wpm. Finish writing whatever, but then completely forget what I was talking about…. huh? I dunno. Bye.

October 17, 2011

Happy Birthday. 🙂

October 19, 2011

i don’t random. ew.