I can swallow narnia
You’ve got up to 1 paragraph at the beginning of an entry to interest me.
lol.
I bet a lot of people get bored stupid silly coming here.
i’m clicking random because I’m no good to read and note with purpose. I’m SO GLAD I’m leaving early today. I just wouldn’t make it otherwise.
my attention span is
i want cook
what is
water
pee
poop
fart
splat
mat
rat
kindergarden rhymes
manic?
depressive
sex?
NO
watching a boys butt
guilt
i want to be a vampire
kill
hi
you
me
friends?
puppies so cute
furry black and brown
oh damn i have to wash my booshy cats of flee bags.
FLEE!!!!
YAWN NINE TIMES.
why can’t i concentra
and goodbye.
it’s almost like having one of those strokes where you love control of your ability to speaktypespeakbleakmeekfreak.
AND I’M TIRED.
i was leaving.
whatever.
leave me alone
but bring cupcakes.
i just yawned so big i swallowed narnia.
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Mmmmm cupcakes
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you had me at *splat*
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haha, i was going to say mmm cupcakes too but someone else beat me to it.
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hey at least the walking dead is on Sunday!
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A whole paragraph? That’s generous
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I find when I random I often don’t even read more than a sentence before the terrible color and font choices force me to flee…it must not kill my eyes to read…
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HA! You are too entertaining to be boring.
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Yeah my attention span is kind of sketchy itself.
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Wait… manic depressive sex, what?
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Ohhhh you’re great 🙂 Love ya!
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I keep finding you on random. 😉 I lurk each time!
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RYN: Thank you.
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RYN: Cheers hun 🙂 yeah it’s pretty good 😀 one battle I dont need to fight later in life now haha 🙂
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And you never woke up! I am giggling about fleeing random diaries due to color and font atrocity, above or below if you read your notes from my notes like the whole universe does. Hi. Come back.
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I get too sidetracked really quickly. That is why I type like 94wpm. Finish writing whatever, but then completely forget what I was talking about…. huh? I dunno. Bye.
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Happy Birthday. 🙂
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i don’t random. ew.
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