I am the 8th deadly sin

I am bored.

it cut off the survey, but i’m not finishing it! 

It should be a crime.

Or a deadly sin.

but since it’s not, I’ll just pad my path to hell and do this survey.

sizzle sizzle baby

WRATH (Evil-ness)

1. Who did you last get angry with?: 

Myself, for not taking aspirin for my pains. I’m still mad at myself. STUPID SELF *beats self* ouch….

2. What is your weapon of choice?:

Oh my, so many to choose from. I am partial to the Sai. or perhaps a hatori hanso sword. hee hee. i spelled it wrong. shut up.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: 

I would if I needed to. and I have cuz i needed to.

4. How about of the same sex?:

bring a bitch on.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?:

 hahahaha, oh shit. Ya know what, i’m sure lots of people get angry with me, but they don’t say anything cuz they are retarded. but i guess it’d have to be my mother. she likes to call me a horrible parent and a depressed recluse.

yaaaaay

6. What is your pet peeve?: 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… STUPIDITY.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: 

Oh, i think I keep grudges for people I dont like, but most of the time I am pretty forgiving for people that i do. but if you do something really lame ass and stupid, i don’t know, i might have to use that hanso sword…

SLOTH (Lazy-ness)

1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a while?: 

Pray. I’m not religious, but i do believe in god. and i dont’ talk to him enough. which is probably why he’s not talking to me either.

2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?:

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma”>Hmm, once i got up at 4 in the afternoon….

3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t:

My cousin. and my dad. you said one huh. well i listed two. bite me

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:

I can’t clean my room because the gnomes like it this way…

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones…?):  

Hell yeah. I love them. I’m a dork and I do. Especially the magic bullet (or any concerning food)… love the magic bullet. oh Bermin! (and i swear to give anyone who knows why i say that a boob shot. ha ha.)

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:

Probably 6 months ago. I suck.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: 

Usually twice. Though lately (gasp of horror) i’ve gotten up before the alarm!

GLUTTONY (Eating too much and not allowing poor people to-ness)

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: 

*ahem*

Vente Java Chip Frap, double shot, extra whip, extra chocolate

Hold your applause please…(clap damn it)

2. Meat eaters:

white meat or dark meat?: 

I like it all. I like it red. I like it bloody bring on the animals to chew. KIDDING. hahaha. SORTA. but i guess i like the white meat. mmm white meat…. meat…meat… deranged…

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?:  

OH hell, i think the worst I’ve done is like a month ago when i poured about 6 shots of vodka on accident into my cranberry juice and drank it all. i totally passed out. though, when i went to celebrate kims birthday i did have a lot of shots and the room was a spinny spinny wonder when i went to sleep. it’s a toss up really.

<font face=”Curlz MT”>4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: 

Hell no. i’m not paying those idiots money to laugh at my fat ass

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: 

Yes, and i have boxing matches with it and i bloody it’s stinkin nose. damn weight.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:

spicy. mmm burn my damn mouth off. a close second is the sweet stuff though.

7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: 

Yes. I love small children for l unch. with a light pet delight at the end.

LUST (Slutti-ness)

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: 

Oh crap. do i have to count? do i count porns? oh jesus. 400. i don’t KNOW. hahahahah

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: 

oh hell… do i have to count? do i count porns?

I’M KIDDING!!!!

but seriously. I have no idea…. lots. i’m slutty and have a webcam.shoot me.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: 

oh. all the time. i’m a freaky freaky laday and i look at everyones damn crotch or chest.  and i get images…nasty. i’m just nasty.

4. Have you "done it"?: 

umm i’ve done it, and i’ve done that, and i’ve done that thang too!

5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: 

Hands, teeth, arms, n’ more!

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: 

uhhh, i’ve been asked to be one…?

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?:

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma”>hahahah yes. positive for the babies, negative for the ickies!

GREED (Money-ness) (money-ness? hahahahah!)

1. How many credit cards do you own?:

three and i hate them

2. What’s your guilty pleasure store?:  

Game Stop. I love it there

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: 

I’d buy a place to put idiots who ask this question in. and then i’d burn it down.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: 

rich. who wants people all up in your business all the time if you don’t have to have them there?

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?:

Hell yeah. I’m in a boring job now (obviously) and i’m not getting megabucks!!! so any change to megabucks is good!

lets say it again! MEGABUCKS!

6. Have you ever stolen anything?: 

yep. and i’ve only gotten caught once.

7. How many songs are on your hard drive?:

 plenty. who knows the answer to such a question. yes. 345.9333 songs exactly. shut up bitch whore.

PRIDE (Being proud of yourself-ness)

1. What’s one thing you have done that you’re most proud of?: 

I raise my kids on my own without the help of the sperm donors who don’t have the balls to take care of them.

2. What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?:

 I have managed to not let things get me down to where i dont’ handle my business. good job. good kids. almost good education. har har

3. What’s one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: 

raise my kids to be good people.

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