i am a slave to my baby master
omg where the hell am i.
planet baby.
I’m on planet baby hooked up to a baby and the baby is sucking out my life.
It’s ok, because i love my baby slave master BUT IF HE MAKES ME BARF ONE MORE TIME WE MIGHT HAVE A TINY ISSUE.
blargh.
hi.
ummmm, things happening.
I’ve been married a year and I am HAPPY. what a miracle.
we’re having a slave driver baby and our life is pretty good.
We’re going to San Diego this weekend and staying at a fancy ass 5 star hotel, wearing fancy fluffy robes and ordering room service. wahoo!
We will also go shopping at a huge mall and see a movie and ahve a nice dinner.
it’s our serious last hurrah before Nugget gets here.
I do believe he will be here sooner rather than later. to be honest, if I make it to 37 weeks I’ll be shocked.
I need to go do my kick counts. I went to monitoring yesterday and his little heart dropped again, like into the 120’s for about 3 minutes, but the doctor said it was fine. I go again tomorrow and I have a normal doctors appt, so hopefully they’ll be able to shed light on what might be going on. or if nothing is gong on and I’m just paranoid.
I really want a bagel. right now.
with butter.
thanks good bye.
ummm, i do hav emore tos tay but i just sneezed and peed myself.
my life is a damn party.
I love you people! hopefully I can note again so I’ll try to do that.
oh and new ticker! My mommy’s loosened pelvic joints have finally stopped her dancing to Britney… for fear that her hips will fall off. I’m 34 weeks old, only 42 days to go!
Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!
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Rian’s heart rate dropped a few times when I was in labour. I have a feeling it was the equipment more than her heart rate actually dropping, because once they put the internal monitor inside me and attached it to her head, her heart rate didn’t drop again. External equipment can be wrong, hopefully that’s all that it is and that nugget is fine.
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oh yes. the joys of sneezing & peeing while pregnant…lol or coughing. cuz ya. that too.
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The sneeze pee! Yes… quite familiar with that. And the sneeze fart.
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I struggle reading all the interventions, because I believe you are going to have a beautiful, bubbly, healthy baby in a few weeks. All the counting and worrying would make me sick, too. Have an amazing weekend, lovey!
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at least you can blame it on the pregnancy. I sneeze and pee and I’ve never had kids
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hope you have an awesome time this weekend. and omg, nugget will be here so soon!
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Aww your weekend sounds like it’s going to be a blast and so super nice and romantic… This girl is jealous! 🙂
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squishy is coming! /huggle hooray! Chris
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I remembered it last night when I was thinking about what month it is. I said Monique will be married a year. Acknowledges the rest. Hugs.
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Woo woo you’re getting close now momma!!
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Sounds like fun!! Happy anniversary. 🙂
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hahaha i laughed so hard when u said u sneezed and peed a little. lol that sucks but its all worth it!
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this weekend sounds like it’s going to be fun for you! i’ll be doing quite the opposite of you… camping…blah. i’m jealous!
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