Homelessville part two! (drink it like it’s hot)

the rest of the pointless survey drivel…

Where Do You Want To Get Married?:     At the beach.
How Do You Want To Die?:     In my sleep.
More Stuff About You
Piercings?:     my ears, but I hate earrings.

Tattoos?: want a couple, have none.

Smoke?: second hand babay *hack hack cough*
Drink?: yes.

Do Drugs?: Not I, said the Monique

Skinny Dip?: haven’t had the opportunity. But I would.

Greatest Fear?:     My kids being hurt.
Chocolate or Vanilla?:     chocolate
Go To Church?:     *rolls eyes*
Religion?:     Personal Relationship with God.

Scars?: Yepsa

CDs Owned?: *crys because someone stole most of them*

Collections?: Uh. Notches on my bedpost. Ha ha!
Like To Be Naked?: when I’m alone. If I was in shape, I’d like being naked a lot more.

Ever Eaten Sushi?: ew no!

An Entire Case Of Oreos?: what the hell. *gag*

Been On Stage?: Yesh. It’s like a drug.
Danced In The Rain?: when I was little in lousiana I did. Twas fun and warm.

Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: no, but I would…
Weirdest Dream?: the giant ants.

Best Dream?: the onces where I have dreamgasms. Those rule.
Saddest Dream?: oh you’re being redundant and stupid now.

Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: find someone to love me… and vice versa<span style="COLOR: #99ccff; FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma”>
Think You’re Attractive?: here and there. I feel totally ugly and unwanted these days.

Shoplifted?: yes, but I would never do it again.
Been Caught "Doing Something"?: uh… yeah.

Weirdest Makeout Place?: in the deserted staircase at my old job.

Like Thunderstorms?:     no, but might be fun if I had someone to scream and jump with.
Favorite Shoes?:     my sketchers
Favorite Quote?:     “give it on up to homelessville”

Best Advice Given?: Shoot first, ask questions later
Worst Advice Given?: Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. (I could definitely do without the heartache of lost love, thanks very much ass)

Favorite Song Lyric?: “I’m so ugly, that’s ok, cuz so are you. We broke our mirrors” – Nirvana “Lithium”

What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: Life sucks and then you die.

Glad This Is Over?: BUT IT’S NOT YOU LIAR!

Odd Questions
Do you chew on your homework: Yes, tastes like cotton candy
Pencils: They are fun to twirl

Do you read the dictionary:     I must say that I have tried before as a child. I was just that bored.
Encyclopedia:     I have read the entire “childrens” set my parents bought.
Do you memorize random facts:     I can barely remember my damn name
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors:     do you need to be stabbed with some?
Do you bite yourself:     yes, I have this scar in my mouth that I am currently bothering to an oblivion by biting on it
Cut yourself:     no. but I do scratch myself till I bleed sometimes.
Do you have a cold right now:     no. shut up with the jinxing!

Are you happy with your life: Just my kids and being able to take care of them. And knowing such good people. Otherwise, my life sucks a giant massive black hole of a big one.

How big is the universe: I can hold it in my left nostril.

What’s your logic behind your answer: It feels good.
What do you dream about: dreamthings.

Do you have AIM: I do.

whats your screenname: cutiehoney577

A neopets account: I used to. Poor thing ran away cuz I didn’t take care of it.

A quizilla account: uh no.

A bzoink account: wha?

A myspace: of course. I’m a sheep like the rest.

Do you get attacked by ladybugs: no. but they would all die if they tried it.
Are you scared of anything: Yes.

What: I’m scared of this survey as a matter of fact

Do you have a microphone on your computer: yes, and I moan sexually for paying customers. Ha ha.

A scanner: yes. I wonder if I can scan my boob…

A printer: yes.

A cordless mouse:     not yet. I want one for Christmas. But nobody will get it for me.
Does your mouse light up:     my laser mouse has a red light on the bottom..?
Do you have a cell phone:     yes, but nobody calls me.
Do you enjoy school:     Not really anymore. I’ve been out of it too long and I hate doing kindergarden homework with my son. So… yeah. Not so much.

what color underwear are you wearing: black and brown animal print. Rawr.

Is it over?’

Seriously?

Oh wow.

Boss.