Hi, I’m a vagina with no hair!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I found a website for the restaurant that serves my spicy chicken bowls: Mitaki

Unfortunately, they do not have pictures of it, nor do they even list it on the menu! The cads!

Anyhow, it seems to be a local L.A. place, so unless you live out here I guess you won’t get to have one.

But you could always come visit me and I’ll hook you up! lol…

God, this makes me want one even more. I GUES I’M GONNA HAVE ONE AFTER PAYDAY NO MATTER WHAT.

I suck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is so quiet on OD today. People are updating, and I’m reading, but it still feels pretty low key. I guess that’s ok. but don’t make a habit of it peoples!!!!

OD is also breaking down again. *shakes fist* If I get one more error message!!!!

It prompted me to go over to my traiterous second blog to write some crap. I haven’t written there since MAY. Believe that!

I still don’t like it much,but I may end up putting my nanowrimo there. Maybe I’ll garner a following and they’ll all love me and want to impregnant me with their eggs and/or sperm.

*blink*

WHAT?!

I have no idea. I’m insane.

Ya know, if I couldn’t have my own kids and someone could put an egg inside of me, I think I’d love that baby the same as my own. I mean, it’s still growing inside of ME and all.

I don’t know why I’m talking about that.

Cept I have a vagina doctor appt on Friday and I am not looking forward to it.

I’m not sure what to do with my pubes.

lol.

SERIOUSLY, like… do I keep them shaved as normal? Or should I let them grow so the Dr. won’t know I’m completely kinky or whatever with a bald vagina.

the last time I saw one of those dumb doctors I was neatly trimmed but not completely shaven.

I don’t know what to dooooo!!!!

what if it’s gross for them to go down there and it’s all "HI, I’M A VAGINA WITH NO HAIR!!!!"

*sigh*

this is so confusing.

stupid vagina doctors!

I’ll probably  just keep it shaved and try to not think about it.

what’s worse is I have to have full blown VAGINA, OVARY, FALLOPIAN TUBE, WOMB conversation with her. I need to make sure it’s ALLLLLL CHECKED OUT so that Baboo can stop worrying and knock me up already. lol.

He claims his mother asked if I was pregnant already *glaring at stupid fat stomach* and when he said I wasn’t she wanted to know when I would be.

lol.

I don’t know if I believe him on that!!!!

so yeah.

And add the vagina doctor with a parent teacher conference RIGHT AFTER it, and my friday is just GOING TO SUCK.

this whole week just wants to suck.

tomorrow: I have to call Wells Fargo and basically tell them I can afford to pay 100 bucks a month and if they don’t like that, well they can suck it. What sucks is that I had to give them my new number, so they can harrass me again. DAMN.

Wednesday: WHEE I GET PAID, but it all goes into the bills I didn’t pay with the FIRST paycheck of the month and I’m back to being broke as a joke.

Thursday: I don’t know what’s wrong with Thursday yet, but something will be because it’s THURSDAY.

Friday: I’m off work, and the vagina doctor and teacher conference and all manner of stupiditry is going to occur and I’ll probably update in a drunken stupor hopefully on my way to getting laid which is the ONLY GOOD THING THIS WEEK CAN BRING.

I really wish Baboo would just give me some TONIGHT, but I think he’s on a mission to withhold from me till after the Dr.

What else sucks is that he shaved ALLLLLLL of his facial hair off and I’m so ANGRY.

He did it to spite me on some levels. I know he wanted to for whatever reasons he had (he got a haircut and claimed he didn’t want to deal with the sideburns issue… and yeah.)…

but I want my hairy faced foxy tan man back. thank you very much.

something about the hair makes him seem all rugged and rawr-ish.

so we have the cleaners come by during the day now.

and she just came.

and DAMN the trash bin she carts around stank. I think someone had food in it all weekend.

gross.

it’s lingering.

i need air freshener.

i have none.

i’m back on diet patrol as well as trying to exercise.

If Baboo and I don’t go to the gym tonight or tomorrow, I think I’m gonna DDR. I didn’t do anything since I last mentioned it.

Why?

Because I suck.

and not suck on weiners.

Baboo won’t even let me do that much. I can only cop a feel when I beg.

what the fuck is wrong with that situation?!

bah!

Lunch in 25 minutes.

I have a hawaiian teriyaki bowl.

I wish it was spicy chicken.

but i have no spicy chicken money.

OH OH! We grilled pork chops last night… SO DAMN GOOD.

That was the ish yo!

We also grilled some hot dogs for dinner tonight.

do you know just having 2 hot dogs with buns is over 600 calories.

what the frack?!

I guess  I wont’ be having that.

I’m hungry already.

stupid dieting.

anyway,I think that’s enough rambling for now.

till later, that is.