helter skelter *Sex Ed Edit
Hi. I have no time to even THINK about a real entry. You get this:
*Casualty of moving: Max, our newest fish. Poor guy. Guess we’ll be getting a new one. Or two. We upgraded to a 30 gallon tank. Wtf is my problem? I don’t know. I don’t WANT ANY MORE PETS!!!!
*We have the single most GORGEOUS Fed Ex delivery man I have ever laid eyes on. Like holy jiminy christmas, where did you come from? Can I get packages every day?! He’s DELICIOUS. I think I’m just undersexed (or no sexed, whatever) and I’ve been a little "horny" lately. Not that it matters with my giant ass pregnant stomach (I almost posted a pic, but I’m still ashamed). Anyway, He’s all muscular and tan skinned with pretty green eyes and straight white teeth. JEEEEBUS.
nom.
*I need to eat.
*I am at work for the first time in over 2 weeks. It feels weird and I have a shit/boat/truck/ass load of work to do!!!!
*I don’t know where shit on shit is in my house. I hate that my husband told everyone to pile things up in the garage. It’s going to take two months to get everything straightened out.
*My dogs bark too much. I’m going to kill … *ahem* I mean crate them with a blanket over top to see if that shuts them up. They bark all night long at NOTHING. STFU dogs!!!!!
*Don’t let anything interesting or in need of me to love on you happen in your life because I can’t read for a while. I gotta get caught up on work and crap. Don’t hate me. I love you.
*That’s all I have time for. I’m gonna have a yogurt and get crack-a-lackin.
LOVEYOUPEOPLE *muah!*
Oh, new ticker!
I weight a pound? Wow! that’s like an entire pound heavier than Kate Moss! I’m 21 weeks old, only 133 days to go!
It might seem like it’s going fast, but I want my baby here now. I want my new life now. I want it all now! I’m veruca salt, daddy, give me what I want NOW. lol.
blaaaaah.
*Sex Ed Edit: So, they are starting the "sex talks" in school and I got a permission slip to allow "supplemental" material on sexual orientation and venereal diseases. There was supposed to be some sort of material to review, but they neglected to say where and when (the spaces were left blank). Honestly, outside of the technical information I don’t WANT the school to tell my kids crap.
So I declined.
Jon is upset, the rest of his class gets to hear it all. Well good for them. I’m sure they’ll tell him all about it. I plan on talking to him myself and we’ll go from there. I hate this school anyway. They can kiss my ass. They need to slow their roles. Anyway, I don’t care what you think about it. I said no. I’m just writing it down because I want to.
Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!
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yeah for hot fed ex men! ours is really old 🙁 and it makes me sad….. i dont even want to think about the sex talk..ill probably cry….. yay for 21 weeks!!! 🙂
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When I was a kid the kids that weren’t allowed in the class had to sit in the hall. There was only one. His name was Nathan Logston. He cried. Our senior year he gave a couple of girls an STD. I was the only one who found it hysterical.
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You are the mommy. MOmmy knows best. And yeah, their school sucks. I dont blame you. Sorry to hear about your fishy. 🙁
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You possibly have what I used to like to call “pregnancy googles.” With my last pregnancy, no matter how much sex I got, every time I turned around there was some super hot, mega sexy guy. It sucked. I wanted them all! lol
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I always said no too. Like I want my kid learning state-sanctioned sex, right??
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i used to have a really hot fed ex guy at one of my previous jobs. he had a nice smile and liked to talk about golf. and looked good in shorts….um, yeah.
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It’s nice to at least see and entry from you. Hugs.
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I wanna see your super-hawt FedEx guy! We just have this butchy blonde chick that could probably bench my fat ass. And the “pregnancy googles” like Dreaming Angel mentioned? YES. THAT! God help me, I was pregnant both times I went to work conventions and was totally perving on a certain tattooed Mr. Burke. I miss him… ;p
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RYN: Thanks.
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That totally sucks about your fishy. But at least you are sorta settled in your house…Catch ya later!
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Patience, Veruca, Patience. You have your new life, but you have to settle down first. Screw that school.
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Go. Get caught up. We will be here.
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