Giant Pink Inflated Condom… what?!

Here is my parental rant for the day.

So driving home yesterday I see a billboard with a giant pink inflated condom and some caption like "Sexual Health, why not?"

whatever.

ummm, I was not amused or happy to see this giant pink condom and I was more than glad my kids weren’t in the car.

I could hear it now "Mom… what’s that thing?"

And I’m supposed to then proceed to explain to my children, who are 8 and 10 years old, about condoms, contraceptives, sex, safe sex, blah blah blah.

I really don’t give a fuck what you did with your kids, these are MY kids and I am NOT talking to them about sex right now. They are still young enough to retain at least a little innocence. They’ve already been exposed to far too much and I’m not going to fill their heads with sexual facts just because. I think it’s rude and disrespectful for anyone to think a billboard like that is ok.

what if I had smaller children? what then? A 5 year old is even more likely to ask about a big pink weird thing on a billboard.

Seriously, it pissed me off.

Once again: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR KIDS. Those are your children, raise them how you see fit. I’m not judging you or asking for advice. I’m ranting. I’m mad. I’m spouting off steam that something like that is deemed appropriate for a huge freakin billboard. I know some people will think that’s sooo great and my kids already  know about condoms and we talk about sex and blah blah blah… GOOD FOR YOU. not good for me. I don’t need to be told how to introduce topics to my children. You do it your way I’ll do it mine and don’t you dare think your way is better than me because you’re full of shit and you stink!!! lol.

Each way is equal as long as we are all loving parents with our childrens best in mind.

and the best for my kids is not involving a giant pink condom at the ages of 8 and 10.

It pissed me off.

ugh.

the end.

i’m going to go pee.

Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!

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