Frappucino Sex!

*quick edit: I hate when I click some weird combination of keys and the entry saves before I can edit it! Stupid keys! Carry on…

So many things in my  head.

like!

*Zombie movie reviews!

*The pile of zombie dirt!

*The beach exscursion!

*The boys first day of school!

*Things with my brother (which reminds me I MUST get his immunizations all done next week so that the school won’t kick him out. lol

And yeah.

I can’t remember anymore.

Because I’m insane.

So I’ve decided to come out of my "super secretive" mode and just say that, in case you’re keeping track *snort, riiiiight* I should be renovating right now (aka, having my period).

I am not.

I am either 3 or 4 days late (depending on what dates you want to follow. I’ve consulted 8 different tracking websites as well as done my own hand count and it says 4 days most of the time), but after two negative tests, I just think my body hates me and wants to make me feel like I’m not in control of ANYTHING.

i’ll probably start shooting blood from my vagina like a firehose any second now.

YES THAT’S DISGUSTING.

but I’d welcome it, just to get the uncertainty OUT OF MY HEAD.

Last night baboo and I snuck out to eat again.

shhh!

We went to a monday night football thingie at Alcapulco’s. I wasn’t going to have alcohol, what if there is a peanut!?!

but then I said "fuck it!" and had one anyway.

it was alright and I barely got a buzz.

I am more and more settled into believing my body is just being a fucking bitch right now and I’m not pregnant.

but god its frustrating.

Baboo is amazing though. I swear, I got past his walls and holy crap, he’s like a buried treasure inside. I love his stupid butt.

I can’t think of what I’d do without him.

Anyway, so here I am waiting to bleed, drinking a frappucino that I have to practically hump to get the goodness out of.

You know, pump the straw in and out of the frappucino goodness.

Yeah, I’m totally having frappucino sex!

Speaking of… I’m seriously considering just cutting myself off (of sex) till I’m divorced.

I can’t stand it. (probably won’t happen though, lol)

i want a baby, but I’ve settled on LATER, and having it late next year or in spring of 2011.

I’m fine with that. It’s a forseeable goal.

i’m sick of wondering if I’m pregnant only to bleed and look like a dumb idiot.

so maybe I’ll just have frappucino sex for now.

mmm, and the energybuzz orgasm lasts for HOURS.

to work with me!