First dump of the day
I think the remaining half of my uterus will fall out today. I wasn’t smart. I didn’t pack extra clothes. Lets just pray for mercy from the menstruation gods, shall we?
I feel like I have a fever.
I would also like to throw up.
and cry.
and then eat something like a cinamon bun or a donut.
I’m all over the place.
Last night I went home and collapsed in my bed for a while.
I didn’t do what I should have done and it’s coming to bite me in the ass.
I got up long enough to play some video games *lol lol lol* and such and so.
I’m tired. I should have gone to bed sooner. I knew I needed to, but I just didn’t want to.
My new ritual is to torment my husband before he goes to sleep. I molest him and tease him and laugh uncontrollably. I don’t think he’s very amused, but I sure am.
I’m really fat today. I’m still retaining water. It makes me feel especially whale-esque. Not unlike the blue whales that are making appearances all over the place. It’s the biggest thing on the news. People are funny. I wouldn’t mind seeing a big ass blue whale though. That would be neat.
However, I’m not a canoe-paddler or Kayak lover, sooooo… on tv only, my friends.
FREE WILLY’S COUSIN BUBBA!
Anyway, I’m crampy, need to take meds and then work or whatever. I’m not sure how much I’ll be writing, but if I start feeling the heat, I’ll try to write in word and then just do a mass dump entry (ha ha, takin a dump on OD! that makes me laugh…) later.
I’m mad about losing my happy secret server. I wouldn’t be scared if this new server wasn’t so damn evil. I’m using "in private" browsing, but that won’t stop the server from knowing where I went, I’m sure of it.
Damn.
I hope baboo can fix his proxy and that they don’t then block his proxy. ha ha … ha?
none of this is funny. I can’t wait to get out of here.
ANYWAY, tuesday, you’re a whore.
and not the good kind.
I obviously suck at "Words with Friends" because my ass gets handed to me (I first wrote that my hand gets handed to my ass… ha ha ha!) 4 times out of 5. People and their crazy as words. I have learned the secret of QI (what the fuck ever words with friends, that’s not a damn WORD and you know it!)
Oh well, it’s still fun.
Loveyoupeople *muah!*
(Also, the song "Around my Head" by Cage the Elephant is a piece of crap and shouldn’t exist.
the end.)
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QI is too a word! I use it in scrabble so it has to be! lol love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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now i want a cinnamon bun.
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You should just wear depends on days like these. Not like the diaper kind, more like the huge ass pads that they have, that kind of function like a diaper but don’t make you feel like your wearing a diaper. HA I laughed at how you harass Baboo at night!
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cinnamon buns
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Every day except for Friday, Saturday and Sunday is a whore……and not the good kind =p
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You my dear are my morning smile. Even when you’re moody, cranky, and pissy…you are a guaranteed laugh. Keep on keepin’ on hon…the day will be over before you know it. I’ll put in a word to the menstruation goddesses…we’re tight like that. 😉 I’m with you on the Words with Friends…I suck at it too…so bad it’s given me an inferiority complex.
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aww-hope you have a good day 🙂
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I play mobile words with friends! You should add me, though you’ll never guess my screen name. Unless you guessed spazzyhilo, which would be correct…
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Ugh I HATE that stupid word Qi! P uses it against me every chance he gets cause he knows how much I hate it and it makes me mad! And our game, I have been so lucky! hahaha, I usually lose bad… also if you start playing people that continually beat you like by 100 or 200 + points, they are probably cheating >:( I refuse to play those people. 🙂
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ryn: yup..told him it was the smartest thing he’s done to date. I think fries and sex are 2 things one does NOT need to moderate.
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ryn: Here, have a link!http://www.etsy.com/listing/70340339/custom-wedding-bouquet-guitar-pick Fedja loves them too and it’s making me all giddy 😀 lol I understand, that’s why I’m not playing it on Facebook. Only my mobile so as not to get overwhelmed!
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So when do I get to buy a paperback copy? Or are you going to publish to the Nook? Sorry getting antsy to read an amazing book :0-D
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*super huggles*
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Ha. Yeah. The meanderings of having to find ways to do it all sometimes.
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Qi has been my life saver. Dude, let’s not forget the 105 point word you pulled out! I’m paranoid about the in private browsing too. I’m constantly deleting my browsing history. I’ve been keeping off this site at work and anything too personal. Thank god I have a smart phone now.
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hahaha You keep kicking my ass at Words with friends <3 Annie-Rae
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RYN: Thanks for the advice!~ And usually I can really feel it coming on when we do it that way after my first O. ha… I just need to finish, I’ve tried to help it along, but can never get a good rhythm… but I guess I’ll just keep trying ha!
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RYN: Awww thank you so much! She’s not the one, she’s another one, so annoying. When we first started, he would put stuff on his fb like she’s so sweet and sexy, content… and she’d ruin by saying stuff like I want to drink wine with you or some random crap… she posted an old pic of him and tagged him and her security setting is set up so all her friends AND P’s friends can see her stuff…
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I love words with friends. And stop crying in every entry. It makes me sad.
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