Chaosbride

May 17, 2009

Does he masturbate?

Well… I got an early appointment and I just got back.

He had to pee in a cup and they ran a test… which came back clear. They are going to culture the urine… but the Dr smirked at me and said in a low voice "Does he masturbate?"

*blink*

Uhhh, he’s six… I don’t think so.

But I guess he does.

She said if he touches himself too mucha nd pulls too much it can irritate it and enflame it and make it hurt.

It was just the top half after all.

When we got in the car I asked him if he was doing that and he blushed and said "yeeeah"

*sigh*

So I told him to not do it so much that it hurts.

UGH!!!!

So yeah, my six year old seems to have a masturbation issue already. I don’t recall going to that step until I was a pre teen.

Are you SERIOUS?! Jesus, boy children are quite the interesting experience.

I think you boys are aliens.

My stomach hurts and I need to eat now. And then I think I’ll go back to sleep.

If I’m gonna take a day off cuz my sons got a masturbation issue I might as well enjoy it.

I might masturbate later.

THERE IS SOMETHING SO WRONG WITH SAYING THAT RIGHT NOW.

Ha ha.

*sigh*

~Kateyes~

May 18, 2009

LOL!!!!!! I’m cracking up!

“I’m gonna take a day off cuz my sons got a masturbation issue” best reason EVER!

Rusted Armour

There is something unprofessional about a doctor asking if a six year old masturbates. Surely, it’s just an inquisitive mind. It’s not like her purposefully pictures nude women and touches himself with the intention of getting sexual gratification. There’s nothing sexual about a six year old fiddling with his downstairs.

DesertAngel

lol… poor you!!!! 😉

that does seem young to me though. i didn’t start until my teens. i wonder if he’s just…you know…playing with it as a curiousity rather than actually masturbating?

*blushes*

Beautiful406

Oh goodness. It’s funny and not at the same time. I wish I could take a nap. I’m soooo tired. Congrats to your Lakers.

Grimm

Some DO. It’s a fact of life. Some of us started much much earlier than others. Perfectly normal…

sepiasmile

OH my god!! Hahaha, I shouldn’t laugh!

Damien Knight

*laughs* Sorry about that hun. Don’t know what to tell you. I started early, but not that early. 😛

AnGelKisSeS081202

OMG…are u serious?!?!?

utoh. lol. Thats funny and stuff.. Chris

oooh my! i’m sure you never would’ve thought!

mrsckugs

LMAO. lordy

filthy gorgeous

six years old?! hes still a baby!

Without Wings

I’m going to take the teacher approach right now and share with you something I learned while working at the school for 6 years and taking psychology. He’s at the where children play with themselves..a lot. It’s a comfort issue, nothing sexual. He’s not looking at pictures of 10 year old girls and fondling himself. If they’re in a situation which is uncomfortable (school, being away from home)…

of if they’re scared they play with themselves to calm themselves. There was a girl in my school who would play with herself before nap time. She was a little over 5 and we used to have to remind her to keep her hands where we could see them. So it’s normal, don’t worry about it, your son isn’t a sex fiend…yet

wow, totally left out words *he’s at the age and *or if he’s scared…

amanduh

WOW! lol. It seems like I missed something so I’m going to have to read back a little bit. But damn, 6?!?!?! lol!!! xoxo<3

annoying itch

without even reading your entry….based on title alone….I can confidently answer YES….he does…if he is a HE…he whacks it. Happy to help.

shit…a six year old…whoops. heh…um….ahem

k well ya…I stand by first note….even six year olds bat it around. *shrugs* it’s kind of our thing.

M.C.

Lol. It happens! Just don’t make him feel embarrassed about it! Just tell him that, what he’s going through right now, is normal. And that, every boy does it! And, the advice you gave him about it, seems alright enough to me. (Going in the general direction of it.)

Whippet Boy

I hope your boss was understanding!! Erm, jacking off at 6 is complete BS. I don’t know of anyone doing that at that age, all I was doing was show and tell so to speak… along with a few others! Peace.

Mad thoughts

best explain what a condom is at a very early age

OMFG I didn’t start till I was like…. 13 or 14! Damn!

Maybe introduce him to lotion? Just a thought.

...sarah

Oh. Wow. I do not look forward to these kinds of doctor visits!

Menicy

Meh, the boy was just playing with a dangling appendage, curiosity… the doctor could have asked you in another way.

four.leaf.clover

Wow he’s only 6! He’s probably just playing with it, not really knowing exactly what he’s doing…?

babyontha1

Man, you are a pro mom! I don’t know how I would have handled news like that from my child.

Jaded

Well as a mom to 3 boys, that’s a shock to me even!

curious dave

May 19, 2009

I’m a bit surprised at the naïveté of some of these comments. I know I was enthusiastically masturbating by the time I was in kindergarten, that’s around six, isn’t it? I had some vague thoughts about girls while doing it. I had orgasms, too, but semen comes later. Davo