disjointed train of thought
This is the time of the morning i feel the best. Even though my children are making oatmeal and it’s making me feel like barfing. JOY!
Regardless we will "finish" cleaning up the dining room today I hope. Yesterday after I found the broken picture I couldn’t continue, but there is less than half of it to clean so I hope we get to it.
Tomorrow I can sweep and mop and that will be nice. Or at least, teach my children how to sweep and mop the way I like it.
HA FREE LABOR!
Nugget is awake poking his toes up. I love this baby so much already. As much as I wanted a girl, I can’t imagine him not being a little boy right now. I do believe i will have my girl one day.
I WILL!!!!!!
I’m in the "torture" mode where i seek out television shows about having babies, make myself sob for an hour or two and then get mad that i’m even watching them.
There is one abotu women having babies in prison. OMG, I get so angry and sad at the whole show. lol.I’m a mess.
I also watch this new show that seems to have replaced my old stand by "Birth Day", it’s called "Baby’s first day". I cry at that and get angry at every person on it. It’s so dumb.
The only baby show i refuse to watch is "A Baby Story", it pisses me off. I hate them more than I care about seeing their babies. It’s dumb. I’m evil. blargh.
Gregory (our big fat gold fish) was upside down again last night. But he’s fine now. I think he’s just crazy.
CRAZY!
I’m about as thrilling as a tadpole right now.
Sadly, I sitll remember my Justin Beiber (Bieber?) dream. SOMEONE SHOOT ME.
also, I did watch the video to see Shia Lebeouf’s weiner. I did.
He looked all scraggly and homeless in that video.
but i saw his penis. I did.
I told my husband.
he looked at me like i was stupid.
I told him there were also some titties in the video.
but he still looked at me with that "what is wrong with you?" face.
If I clean my dining room, I’m rewarding myself with Skyrim. I haven’t played in over 6 months. That’s just a damn tragedy.
Happy Thursday friends.
Loveyoupeople!
*muah!*
I’m gonna have a bagel with metled cheddar cheese on top.
open face bagel grilled cheese. oh yeah.
yum….
Oh yeah, I have a ticker. Look at that!
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Um, 1998… 15.. I do really bad math.
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Upside down fish could mean damaged air bladder…or maybe, like you said, he’s just crazy!!! Maybe the smell of oatmeal makes him flop upside down!!!
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oh our stupid fish did that too, until he had a stroke and was all curled up and crooked, but still alive. we put him out of our misery. it was pathetic.
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Dammit, now you KNOW I’m gonna have to go and look at Shia lebeouf’s stupid penis, and I don’t even CARE.
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You know, that’s one of the first things people started telling me when I was pregnant with the boys- to not watch baby or birth shows. Said it edited for TV and routinely inaccurate. Okay… So about this video with Shia’s wang and some titties… Any good? Been told to see Shame with Michael Fassbender because he’s giving some really nice frontal as well. 😉
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So.. what is the name of this video? It was mentioned on tv but not the name of the video 🙁 I’ll have to google it. I don’t miss being pregnant at all. Can’t wait for you to meet your little boy.
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Awwww I used to watch TeenMom when I was preggers and sob and sob when the daddy’s were a douchebag to the mama’s. I can’t believe how fast this is going for you!
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Um Penis details please?! Hello! I wanna see his penis! LOL… I had oatmeal this morning.
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i saw that video! i liked it! yannow…minus the tiny penis…mostly cuz…hello! ever heard of manscaping?! ugh. try it! lol and duuude. i <3 A Baby Story but most of the women are wretches that i wanna punch…soo yeah.
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Wow. Nearly there. When I have real internet I will go back and read all the missing entries I skipped whilst I had no internet – and no phone or time. So glad for you!
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What? Shia penis? Huh? And I’ve heard to feed goldfish a pea when they get all wonky.
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Drop a single pea in there for your fish to eat. It will help with trapped air in him. Can be frozen or canned, doesn’t matter. You can even feed him a few in place of his normal meal if you want. 😉 *hugs* <3
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Oh, and I dunno if you caught my penis entry, but that’s the last thing I wanna see is another penis right now. Watching OZ is enuf!!! lmao <3
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Your mind is all over the place… I love it!
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Hugs.
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Oh sh.t Wifey! You saw labuffff’s weiner and didn’t tell me!!!!??????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? Do you not know I LOVE him???????? yeah. I do. I’m gonna go look for his weiner like the perv that I am. And. I miss you.
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Oh sh.t Wifey! You saw labuffff’s weiner and didn’t tell me!!!!??????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? Do you not know I LOVE him???????? yeah. I do. I’m gonna go look for his weiner like the perv that I am. And. I miss you.
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Ha! I was very much like you when pregnant!!! lol Can’t wait, so excited for you!
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