damn you belly!

I need to go to the gym.

stat.

so we just had a little birthday celebration for some co workers.

I found out one of my staff is six months pregnant.

Good for her, I’m not too jealous…

But as she’s leaving she looks down at me and says "Are you pregnant too?"

Oh the rage.

SHUT UP.

Its like a double edged sword.

I told her "Nah, I’m just fat. My body likes to look pregnant" and she apologized.

but seriously.

1. I hate looking pregnant all the time. I need to lose fucking weight damn it.

2. I hate being reminded that I’m NOT pregnant, no matter how bad of a time it would be, I would love to be pregnant right now.

 

so that’s that.

bah!

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August 20, 2009

I thought most people would know not to ask someone that?

August 20, 2009

imsorry but whoever asked you that questions is totally DENSE to the ways of the world. HOW RUDE LOL i wouldve ppunched her in her snotty face lol oh man!

August 20, 2009

I’ve had someone assume I was pregnant before and oh my jesus, was I ever insulted!!! Because… well, I was NOT pregnant!!! lol.

That was rude…plain and simple.

August 20, 2009

Who the hell asks that question anymore? I had an old lady say something about me being pregnant in this dress I used to wear all the time to work. After that, I never wore that shit again.

August 20, 2009

Um it’s totally rude to just come out and ask someone if they’re pregnant! What woman in their right mind would do such a thing?? You only have a 50% chance of being right, and if you’re wrong, you totally embarrass yourself and make the other woman feel terrible!!

August 20, 2009

RYN: I know what you mean. Our therapists actually busted out LAUGHING about the last fight that we had. It usually boils down to something that is NOT funny, though. Either his OCD or deep insecurities that come from being in a relationship w/ someone who was w/ someone else for 14 year and had kids with that person. It’s got to be hard and I feel for him.

August 20, 2009

and ….ugh! WTF? That woman should be destroyed!

August 20, 2009

That is why you don’t ever ask unless you pretty much know for sure anyway. But I feel ya. I still look pregnant after having my boy and it’s been a year. I need to really work on it.

Unless you see a baby physically coming out of a woman you should never assume she is pregnant. EVER.

August 20, 2009

me too

ryn: ummm, yeah you do! were we nekkid?

August 20, 2009

I get the pregnant look when I have pms and bloat like a whale. That makes me want to punch people twice as bad when they ask if I’m pregnant lol

August 20, 2009

augh!!! I’m reading backwards, so I think I’d make like the robot in your dream and short circuit w/smoke coming out of my ears….