Computer Erections and naming my boobs!

If the title didn’t warn you, this entry is NOT for children or the sexually squeamish or prudish. That is all. READ IT BITCHES!

I’m just a TEENSY BIT horny.

Perhaps.
i was leaving a note for someone who was testing their internet connection and I was like "Yay for your computer maintaining an erection!"

I of course changed the note when I re-read it, but jeesh.

I wonder what a computer erection would even look like.

And would I want to suck on it?

Or perhaps "bounce up on it" as the stupid Ambers from Bad Girls Club liked to say (and I hate that phrase and use it all the time cuz it’s obviously my own form of self torture)…

MMM… computer, I love that 10 GHz erection, please, come process this vagina right now!

I’m deranged.

ANYWAY…… what am I talking about?

Hell if I know.

I’ve done PILES OF WORK in the last day and a half and I’m DONE BEING PRODUCTIVE.

I’ve also read most of my favs who haven’t updated recently, and that makes me want to strut.

With my chest puffed out.

Have I mentioned I’d really LOVE to have bigger boobs?

Well now you know.

I need to do a "vanity time" photo shoot soon and put up some recent pics. I want to see if I look old or what.

I need to dye my hair first though.

The pesky white hairs in the front will NOT improve my youth.

Of course, they can only be seen by ME because even when I’m pointing them out, people say "oh I can’t see anything, they  just blend in!"

but I know they are LYING.

lying liars from liarville!

I am currently listening to Omoidega Ippai… it’s an anime song sung by Mikuni Shimokawa.

yes. she also sings the theme for Evangelion. Which I should netflix so I can watch it without censors (Adult Swim chopped the heck out of that show, i know it did!)…

Did I mention that I watched the last of my Code Geass this weekend? I love that anime. I love it. I shall have it’s tiny tiny babies… LELOUCH!!!!!

What, if you don’t like anime, that makes no sense.

Also, I wish to have some geass power. I’d like to manipulate time though.

THAT WOULD BE SWEET.

zloop, it’s time to go home… sloooow doooowwwn ohhh yeaaaha, this orgasm is lasting THREEE DAAAAAAYS.

Actually, a three day long orgasm would be problematic and probably painful.

Maybe 10 minutes.

yeah.

I sorta want to take some random drugs that make me FEEL like I’m having an orgasm for a few hours.

That would rule.

but no, i don’t do drugs… often.

ha ha.

SHUT IT.

I sorta wish I had some vicodin.

that would rule.

shut up, i like pills ok?!

Anyway, I’m a responsible adult with two children, so I will and shall and always must behave… except for the random time when I’m not.

So I can’t stop thinking about my neighbor having sex. (The house is divided like a duplex i guess. three sections, mine, the room with the crazy woman roommate (I haven’t told the spider bite lotion story have i? or i did, where she invited me over to put some cream on her back cuz she got pit and i walk in and she’s NAKED and just covering her boobs with her hands and i’m liek dubba wubba what the hella and i RUB IT ON HER ANYWAY CUZ I’M NICE and i’m scarred FOREVER!!!!..).  So yeah… his section is right behind my bedroom and it’s good that my  kids room is all the way on the other side!BACK TO THE SHOW!)

Neighbor… sex:

 I’ve seen the back of her as they walked away once. She’s pretty hot. she has long black hair and she’s skinny.

And he’s decent looking. Meh. He’s tall and reminds me of some basketball player, but I can’t think of who…

i bet he grabs her boobs and stuff.

I sorta want to grab her boobs.

yeah, i’m horny. cuz like… yeah.

i’m thinking about grabbing some chicks boobs while we are BOTH getting nailed from behind. (Baboo is doing ME of course. I no share with her!!!)

THIS ENTRY IS NOT FOR CHILDREN. Perhaps I should put this at the top of this entry. and so i shall. as you have seen. ha ha.

i should stop. i’m being gross.

totally gross.

but horny omg…..

OEMG.

THAT’S A DIFFERENT WAY TO SAY IT.

do it.

what?

nevermind.

frazzled.

fraggle.

fraggle rock was an awesome show.

DANCE YOUR CARES AWAY! WORRY FOR ANOTHER DAAAAAY! LET THE MUSIC PLAY! HERE IN FRAGGLE ROCK!

I loved those damn puppets *sniff sniff*

I should go.

I’m insane.

don’t call the po po on me.

fo sheezy.

breezey.

oh pleezy.

hahahahah.

i jus tmade myself laugh.

Baboo told me he’s gonna go to sleep fast again tonight.

I guess he just gets molested in his sleep.

I need Mr. Weiner!!!!

You know you like that name.

All girls should name their boyfriends bits… and I guess if you’re a girl on girl… name her boobs… and guy on guy… TWO NAMES for two peni!!!!!!!

wow…

i should REALLY STOP.

If I was gonna name my boobs they would be "stupid" and "meanie"

hahahah.

ok so maybe not.

Ok, so more like "tiny" and "fluffy"

hahahah seriously.

Right boobie: smaller and not as fun.

Left boobie: puffier and cute

JIGGLY AND PUFF.

hahahaha.

Hey… meet jiggly puff.

it’s no longer a little pink creature… it’s my BOOBS.

wow.

um.

right.

work.

n stuff.

I should.

go.

*flee*