come to me chicken bowl. come to meeeee

So I was fussing about my lunch and someone offered to buy me a chicken bowl!!!

I have to buy them lunch in return one day,  but YAY!!!!

mmm spicy chicken bowl, you’re my only friend.

Just kidding.

some of you are my friends too!

You know what I know?

some of you secretly hate me.

You probably don’t leave notes though.

Hell, maybe you do! maybe you hate me and like to lead me on so i’ll tell you secrets!

shame on you!

oh well.

i have to pee.

but i also get spicy chicken and that just makes having to pee a blip on the radar.

why do i even care if i have to pee?’

well walking to the bathroom is annoying.

I also hate public bathrooms!!!

So here’s a HORRIBLE TRANSITION: I’m bringing dessert to the bar b que.

I’m gonna be good and try to find some cheap fruit and lite whipped cream…. but I’ll also bring some ice cream bars or cones or something too.

I will partake in the fruit *grumble*

oh lord have mercy.

a giant mosquito looking DEMON BUG jsut flew in front of me. i could see it’s EYES cuz they werre giant and on STALKS.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to kill it, but i don’t see it’s dead body anywhere. I’m scared it’s gonna come back and LAND ON ME!!!

I know Baboo’s family thinks I’m crazy cuz I was freaking out about bugs when we went to visit.

I just hate them!!!

Now my spaz attack has made me have to go pee more.

damn it.