Chuck E. Cheese Hell

I really do have some of the most awesome favs ever.

I love you guys.

I really needed that encouragement today. It is really helping.

I am feeling less like a black hole swallowing myself.

It sucks because I was on such a roll with my good moods and really I have more to look forward to than to look backward and regret.

My Baboo is super sweet and even if he is a pest and drives me crazy at times, I adore him so. He’s a good boyfriend and I appreciate him.

Anyway, I want to start looking forward to my birthday more. It should be fun.!!!

Ok, so maybe I’ll take a moment and talk about Chuck E. Dooms.

I swear to god, that place is horrible.

I guess I  haven’t really gone on a weekend in a while, cuz it was a total mess!

We went to one near my aunts house and a line was trailing out the door. So we decided we’d go to one that was a few miles away… it had to be better right?

WRONG.

It had a line too!

A line we decided to wait in for over half an hour!

JEESH!

It felt like we were trying to get into some sort of exsclusive club or something.

And it was very ghetto fabulous. These people are a trip. 

Talking all loud and their kids flinging themselves all over. 

This one family behind us had a baby who couldn’t have been more than 4 months old.

He had a GIANT STAR EARRING IN HIS EAR AND A HOOP IN THE OTHER, three bracelets, A ring, and TWO GIANT GOLD CHAINS AROUND HIS NECK.

and a total pimp outfit on… INCLUDING A HAT.

Yeahhh… poor baby looked miserable. It’s like they were trying to groom him or something!

Anyway, we were trying to figure out somewhere else we could go, but ended up just waiting in line. We even had to get seated!!!

Anyway, we waited in another line for about half an hour just to get our food. They had two of the slowest people at the counter. It was a mess.

I couldn’t find my damn atm card and couldn’t get extra tokens. I remember my purse had falleN over in my car, so they probably fell out. My aunt and cousin looked at me like I was crazy cuz I don’t carry a wallet. I guess I should carry one. Whatever. I have a built in wallet in my purse, but it unzips all the time. blah.

Anyway, we proceeded to wait almost an HOUR after ordering to get our food.

and the pizza was COLD and we only got 8 wings… *blink*

We saw other people with steamy pizza and giant piles of wings. We were appalled. We kept lusting after peoples food and sighing. I got one slice of pizza. That’s it. We only got one and my  kids were hungry. My two cousins and my aunt there too and everyone scarfed that little bit of food right down.

My cousin was hungry too!

So then my cousin went and got this expensive Chuck E Cheese cake. hahahah.

so we had cake.

the boys ran around with all the rest of the banshee children.

I did a lot of people watching.

We were sitting next to the "wack a mole" game.

GROWN ASS MEN AND WOMEN WERE HOGGING THIS LITTLE ITTY BITTY KIDS GAME.

It was built for 5 year olds, not 55 year olds!

I swear, it was just insanity.

and you beat the thing to death and only got like 5 tickets out of it.

LAME.

In the end, my boys ended up with a handful of plastic spiders and a little notepad of paper.

*blink*

Yeah….

the good prizes were over 1000 tickets.

are you kidding me?

Might as well take the damn kid to a toy store and get something NICE for as much money as it would take to get that many tickets! ugh!

oh!

so let me talk about when I almost kicked a kid.

We were at the ticket counting machines, waiting in line (while this slow ass little girl took out each ticket one by one and stared at it before putting it in. I wanted to kick her too!… she was older, probably 10, she could have gotten a good kick and I wouldn’t have felt bad!)

Anyway, these little kids just came and jumped right in front of my son shoving him out of the way (I was standing next to him). I gave them the evil eye and said in my nicest mommy voice "we were here first honey." Jacob looked all scared even though the kids were smaller.

They looked up me and saw the evil that was on my face and ran away.

GOOD!

ha ha.

little shits.

I almost kicked them cuz they pushed my son.

little jerks.

Anyway, when we left… if you can believe it… the line was DOUBLE THE LENGTH IT WAS WHEN WE GOT THERE.

what a freakin mess.

I hope we never go there again.

One more funny note, while we were ordering the food Jonathon was sitting with my aunt at the table. He leans over to her and says "So, I know what the C over there stands for" (it was a sign that said C.E.C. TV)

So my aunt is all "really? what?

and he says "It stands for CANCER!"

*blink*

these are my children.