Chaosbride

November 12, 2003

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Chock full o crazies. me included

I am so overwhelemed. I’m behind on all my favorites and i feel like i’ll never catch up.

i’ll be leaving lots of empty notes and stuff.

bah on it all.

i need to file papers.

here, feast on insanity..

this woman came in, let me describe her. she was big, husky if you will… had a baseball hat on and purple sungalsses. Her chin was covered in blonde and gray hair. yes. hair, l ike a beard. She smelled like she had bathed in urine and sweat. mmmm yummy. *gag*

She wanted a hearing where we required a photo id.

but her purse got stolen

she was being stalked

her house got burned down (she had a fiiiiire) and the purse was suddenly in the house when it got destroyed.

she got ran over by a car.

her lawyer could verify who she was.

the church would be GLAD TO HELP HER.

oh, her lawyer was 10,000 dollars an hour.

she has a condition, she needs to go to the dr.

she hires people to drive her in the car.

the car is registered to some man name richard crist.

is this a man who got a sex change?

we couldn’t help her.

so she ends it with “right before my house burned down, my son kidnapped. I called the president and he is looking into it with the FBI. You better stay cool”

and she yells at me from the door, but i can’t hear her cuz i’m helping someone out. can we say NUTJOB?!!!

her smell lingered.

A woman came in rushing us. She kept ranting about her schizophrenic son wandering around outside. hmmmmm.

The guy in the dealership who was ranting about nudity kept saying how it was so natural and wonderful. The man he was talking to kept laughing at him cuz every other second he’d say “AND TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT”

hahahahah.

i laughed too.

i’m so upset over my damn check engine light!!!

I need some sex.

brain brain go away, come again some other day.

i’m off to read some favorites.

yes i am!

That woman sounds a little wacko. lol

i thought you got the check engine light thing fixed. crazy people scare me.

Aniqa.

November 13, 2003

Definately a little crazy!

sweetfaith

i work at a hospital. this guy is sitting out by the bus stop benches one day telling anyone who would listen that satan crucified him outside, across from the courthouse. and then satan put gas covered stakes into his eyes and lit them on fire. shortest break i’ve ever taken. *hugs*

i got id

long story shorts rarely get shorter i’ve noticed. i think icq wants you to have the new one. that’s what it did to me.

TELL ME MORE!!!!!!

.Chicken.

I used to be a telemarketer. I called this one guy & his mom picked up the phone before him, then he picked up and you could hear a porn playing in the background. Then he yelled at his mom to get off the phone. The moaning was quite disturbing but I kept on talking. I swear he was waxing his weasal while I was talking to him. I heard this “aaahh” then a silence. I called him a loser & hung up.

StinkyMonkey

Dammit woman get your engine checked.

Finn

My favorite line was, “Her smell lingered.” Ha ha ha ha… 🙂

Cerulean Eyes

asmuch as i love nutty people it gets a litle tiring listening to their non reality…too bad i can’t take a mental break like that. have a good day. Ali