Britney Spears and the Flying Car

Hee hee, my title makes me laugh.

Anyhow, the two subjects have nothing to do with one another, but they look humorous together, so.. umm.. yeah.

Well, I have a major issue with Britney Spears. I don’t care about her, per say, but the way she is presenting herself just pisses me off. I don’t care if she wants to be a sex symbol, so be it. What do I care. It’s the fact that she’s also trying to be a role model for young girls and present herself as moral and wholesome that really puts a bee in my bonnet.

Case in point, I was perusing the Wal-Mart paper and I saw a little advertisement for her new cd. She was all in pastels looking innocent and cute. i was like, “eh, looky there, how nice for her.” I get to the the Best Buy ad, and once again they are promoting her new cd, except for this case had her in ripped up clothes, cleavage prominently displayed, dark black make up and a come screw me expression on her face. At that, I had to stop myself from yelling out “What a little slut!” Heh, I mean, be one thing or the other. Don’t try to be happy, peaches and cream girl for the wal mart crowd, and then slutty, dark, sex pot for the rest of the world. That kind of krap just makes my blood boil. And then she wonders why people hate her skanky ass.

On a more whimsical note… my fathers car flies. I’m not kidding. I’ve had to drive it to work for the last week since my car is still in questionable status and god only knows when I’ll get it back. It better be within the next week, cuz I won’t have a car after Thanksgiving. GRRRR… so I’m driving my fathers 1988 Oldsmobile Eighty-Eight. It’s huge… a huge tank of a car. And it’s being held together with tape and knots… I’m not joking. The armrest on the door that holds the window controls is being held together with duct tape, the mirror thingamajiggy is being held together with masking tape and the seat belt is in some wierd configuration of knots because it’s broken too. The tape player doesn’t work, but thank god the radio does. I’d probably fall asleep and crash off a cliff if I didn’t have something to listen to during my commute.

The good thing is that this thing has a really comfy ride. It kinda floats along… flies really. It accelerates super quick, it doesn’t rev and jiggle like my car. It just coasts to 100 mph and you don’t even know it. hee hee. You hit a bump in the road and you just float for a few seconds before you hit the ground. Not like my car that has to grind into every nook and cranny on the road. Sometimes I want to just float off the road and over the edge into the air and fly away. It feels like I should be able to do that! Of course, I can’t, and I seriously have to fight the temptation every time I come to some precarious height and the edge is right there tempting me to float into the air and gently land at the bottom. hee hee…

Heh, so I drive a flying car. It’s pretty cool. =)