Bitch Fluff and Mr. Weiner!

I have a sad thing to write today.

I do not think I’ll be getting a spicy chicken bowl.

*gasp*

I know!!!

But my stomach is in a total mess, and the idea of the extreme spice that is the spicy chicken bowl, I just dont’ think I can take that much today.

I will however indulge in some yaki soba… which is spicy, yes, but not AS SPICY.

And it has chicken and veggies and noodles and is quite delicious. I haven’t had it in a while.

This will probably change once I get into Mitaki (the restaurant) and see them preparing things (the kitchen is right in front and you can see them cooking everything!) and I’ll salivate for spicy chicken and I’ll get it and die while eating it, but oh well!

I am also making spicy sausages for dinner.

My butt is going to burn.

You know your butt burns when you eat too much spice!!!!

lol.

Suddenly I crave Mcdonalds.

Something is wrong with me. heee.

So does anyone watch Big Brother?

I was HATING IT because of who was in control, but this last week was awesome. I’m glad Shima went crazy and got kicked out. Crazy cunt whore bitch fluff!

yes!

bitch fluff! what do you  know about bitch fluff???!!!! I just made it up. So probably nothing. heh.

If you don’t want Big Brother, you should.

I sorta hated it for the last… oh entire time it was on the air. I’ve only watched a few random episodes but could never get into it. Well, after much prodding from sources all around and hearing all these crazy things about it, I decided to give it a go from the start of the season. And I like it!

I like all the competitions. It’s fun.

I’d so go there, and probalby get kicked out fast. but stiiiiilllll.

lol.

ok, that’s all.

I have this problem with leaving sensitive entries as my "last" entry. I dunno.

Like I’m sitting somewhere with assless jeans on or something.

STOP LOOKIN AT MY BUTT CHEEKS!!!

Speaking of butts… what about weiners?

The other night I was molesting baboo. We couldn’t do anything cuz I’m on my period, but I wanted to fondle him. He let me (shocking!) and he was getting a bit excited.

and then he said "stop, you’re gonna make him pee!"

IT WAS SO CUTE AND HILARIOUS!

So he went to handle that and I left him alone for the rest of the night.

I’ve taken to having conversations with Mr. Weiner.

I had one last night where he started to break dance. He’s good at poppin and lockin yo.

He always says "Sally why… why are you so crazy Sally"

and I always say "This is how I am, and you like it!!!!"

He couldn’t get away with having conversations with my vagina or my boobs. There is room for only ONE personified sex organ in a relatinoship.

And sorry guys, your weiner can wear hats.

so it wins.

The boobs and such can have names, but you can’t talk to them.

lol.

I’m done.

seriously.

BITCH FLUFF!

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